Hey Dan... If you're looking for a gift for your brother, I was at the Mariner store on 4th Avenue yesterday and they're selling an autographed Carlos Silva baseball for $17.
It would be an attention grabber to be sure, but there would be that lingering creep factor much like those cobra and mongoose entanglements one sees at import bazaars.
Eh, anybody paying that much for something like this isn't really interested in the work itself, just the tax write-off they'll probably finagle out of the deal.
Howzabouty I paint you a watercolor of George Rekers, Larry Craig, and Ted Haggard dressed (partially) as Uncle Sam going all "I want YOU" and pointing with santorum stained fingers?
For whoever has to look at it.
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:oiDmR…
On the other hand how does one paint a hypocrite accurately? hmmm.