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Creepy Baby Roomba

Dan Savage
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1
That thing comes around my house I'll kill it
m@tt on May 6, 2010 at 9:10 AM Report this
2
What the fuck is that?!
Carollani on May 6, 2010 at 9:13 AM Report this
3
Horrifying.
Irena on May 6, 2010 at 9:20 AM Report this
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Wow. I've heard of boneless chicken before, but I've never seen a boneless baby.
Reverse Polarity on May 6, 2010 at 9:20 AM Report this
5
I feel like I'm going to die in seven days after watching that.
Ezekiel Blue on May 6, 2010 at 9:26 AM Report this
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Aw, I liked the prone swan poses at the beginning and end...what a little performance artist!
Chefgirl on May 6, 2010 at 9:35 AM Report this
7
creepy, best word for that. Cre. Pee.

But I loved seeing the condom commercial again, I think I gave it a standing ovation when it first came out!
tupa on May 6, 2010 at 10:04 AM Report this
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Should be posted over the condom rack at the drugstore, just like rotten lungs on cigarette packs...
Canuck on May 6, 2010 at 10:24 AM Report this
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That's the creepiest fuckin' thing i've ever seen.
Hannah in Portland on May 6, 2010 at 11:22 AM Report this
10
That is one fatass baby.
very bad homo on May 6, 2010 at 11:31 AM Report this
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In related news, a prequel to The Thing is currently in production...
UNPAID COMMENTER on May 6, 2010 at 11:31 AM Report this
12
That baby needs to lose some serious weight.
MichelleZB on May 6, 2010 at 12:09 PM Report this
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Hey People - I think that baby has dwarfism. Be a little sensitive.
nyker on May 6, 2010 at 12:43 PM Report this
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@13 - Unfortunately, a diagnosis did not make that less terrifying for me to watch.
krista1203 on May 6, 2010 at 1:37 PM Report this
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is she screaming "soup to nuts"? what is she selling?
colinrichardson on May 6, 2010 at 2:33 PM Report this
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Yeah it's one of them midgets have some fucking RESPECT
Skit on May 6, 2010 at 4:21 PM Report this
17
Kill it! Kill it with fire! Aagh!
samktg on May 6, 2010 at 5:20 PM Report this
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I doubt this child can walk - her feet are too small for her size. This may well be her only method of locomotion.

Go ahead and laugh if you want to, though - she'll probably never know it, and if she finds out someday, well, you can always apologize then, right?
Chakolate on May 6, 2010 at 9:24 PM Report this
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Amen to 17.
JudT on May 6, 2010 at 10:36 PM Report this
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You guys are so mean. That little monstrosity is some Mom's beloved.
Have a little respect for Mother's Day...
That said, I've never laughed so hard in my life at the vid and the comments.
OutInBumF on May 7, 2010 at 1:14 AM Report this
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Grody!.... The child can't walk because it's not old enough, and it's too fat! Not because it's feet are too small. Making fun of children is fun! We don't have to respect the baby's feelings, because babies don't have feelings! they have impulses, and in this infant's case, repulses! Holy sheet! she's a little eating/poping Jabba toy! I call her Baby Jabba Nar Nar, princess of the invertebrates!
King Randy on May 7, 2010 at 6:29 PM Report this
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I don't know if that baby has a disorder or if its just overly obese, but it still creeps me out all the same. I'm sure mommy loved it's dancing, and she's entitled to, but damn that freaked me out.
Vampireseal on May 7, 2010 at 11:23 PM Report this

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