The Baconcat of dishwasher detergents.

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It's like the X is the new Y idiom, only a bit more obnoxious.

There should totally be a dessert named after Zooey Deschanel.

@4: It would taste like one thing, become bland, then start tasting like another thing (before becoming bland again).

One of my favorite movie taglines was for a Bill Murray film, "Quick Change"

"The Citizen Kane of Alcoholic Clown Movies!"

Isn't this the reverse of synecdoche? Like "Berlin gave no reply," where the name of the city stands for the entire German government? (Dictionary says: a figure of speech in which a part is made to represent the whole or vice versa, as in Cleveland won by six runs, meaning “Cleveland's baseball team.")

This seems like the opposite with analogy thrown in.

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@6 That is actually from Shakes the Clown.

As for me I'm the Evel Kneivel of eaters.