Unto Us a Child Is Born!

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I vote for Ted.

Zach Annon on May 10, 2010 at 3:50 PM

Primus.

TVDinner on May 10, 2010 at 3:51 PM

Cyuuute, there are little magnifying windows built right onto the thing

StillNon on May 10, 2010 at 3:51 PM

PS thanks for unbanning me and Loveschild, Stranger Staff!

StillNon on May 10, 2010 at 3:52 PM

Loveschild, would be a good name.

blecky on May 10, 2010 at 3:54 PM

Naming should be reserved for situations where you can tell your children apart.

Matt the Engineer on May 10, 2010 at 3:54 PM

Not that we are one and the same. Just that I had complained about it and perhaps had something to do with it.

OR I am just leotarded and was never banned at all and it was just my computer that wasn't working

~I guess we'll never know~

StillNon on May 10, 2010 at 3:54 PM

Palin

CommonKnowledge on May 10, 2010 at 3:55 PM

Snookums!!

subwlf on May 10, 2010 at 3:57 PM

Smoochknob

Baconcat on May 10, 2010 at 3:57 PM

Nessie!
Like the Loch Ness Monster (maybe that's how she started out... who knows!) and also cuz it's like my name... ;)

Ness on May 10, 2010 at 3:58 PM

Rick

monkey on May 10, 2010 at 3:58 PM

Moonshine Two-Block-Alert

Enigma on May 10, 2010 at 4:01 PM

The Rock

m@tt on May 10, 2010 at 4:02 PM

Benedict XVII

Thel on May 10, 2010 at 4:02 PM

Sushi

You Look Like I Need A Drink! on May 10, 2010 at 4:04 PM

I like the suggestion "Rick" for some reason.

Baconcat on May 10, 2010 at 4:04 PM

Bacon!

Stiny on May 10, 2010 at 4:04 PM

Mahatma Asshat.

Matt from Denver on May 10, 2010 at 4:05 PM

And they shall name it Papal Shrimp.

And the number 666 shall be tattooed upon the back of it's neck, and thus shall thee know it, for that is the number of the Beast.

Will in Seattle on May 10, 2010 at 4:06 PM

bristol

CodyBolt on May 10, 2010 at 4:09 PM

Beelzebub Jones!

RaindogBride on May 10, 2010 at 4:09 PM

Poe

Chris in Vancouver WA on May 10, 2010 at 4:09 PM

Santorum, of course.

Geni on May 10, 2010 at 4:10 PM

Engelbert Humperdinck

Afreet on May 10, 2010 at 4:11 PM

Ecce Homo, and all the subsequent children will be named after Slog trolls

vooodooo84 on May 10, 2010 at 4:13 PM

I don't bother naming anything that won't be alive a week from now.

Fifty-Two-Eighty on May 10, 2010 at 4:14 PM

I don't have a name for you, but have you seen this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quwebVjAE…

J.T. Oldfield on May 10, 2010 at 4:15 PM

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/10…

fastasleep on May 10, 2010 at 4:15 PM

My Libido. "Hey, how's My Libido looking today?" "I don't know. I don't check in on My Libido as often as you do." "Where is My Libido? Has anyone seen it?"

Keister Button on May 10, 2010 at 4:20 PM

"My Penis":

'Hey, everyone - look at my penis!'

'Golly, it's sure a hell of a lot smaller than I thought it would be...'

Et cetera. And ... scene.

warreno on May 10, 2010 at 4:22 PM

@26 - I like it

Asa on May 10, 2010 at 4:23 PM

Lena Franzetta

Josh Bomb on May 10, 2010 at 4:24 PM

Brett Michaels the II

on May 10, 2010 at 4:26 PM

Ratzi.

gloomy gus on May 10, 2010 at 4:26 PM

Milton Fuckin' Bradley Junior!

Superfrankenstein on May 10, 2010 at 4:32 PM

sidibe.

wisepunk on May 10, 2010 at 4:34 PM

Christopher Frizelle's Enormous Penis (give the little guy something to aspire to).

Hernandez on May 10, 2010 at 4:38 PM

@38 -- Sir, that's not a penis! That's a WHOZEEWHATSIT!!!

Jubilation T. Cornball on May 10, 2010 at 4:41 PM

Arturo

yourmom.com on May 10, 2010 at 4:41 PM

@39 Ah, I beg your pardon.

Hernandez on May 10, 2010 at 4:43 PM

Alpha Jolson.

Vince on May 10, 2010 at 4:44 PM

What's with all the guy names? I vote for Brenda. The savior Brenda.

Mittens Schrodinger on May 10, 2010 at 4:45 PM

Emmanuel would work... :)

Beetlecat on May 10, 2010 at 4:49 PM

Terry II

Josh Bomb on May 10, 2010 at 4:54 PM

Smarmy McScenester

Betsy Ross on May 10, 2010 at 5:02 PM

Bunny Froo Froo - plus, bonus, works for either gender of brine shrimp

Will in Seattle on May 10, 2010 at 5:09 PM

S'munky. Or Lucien.

jen on May 10, 2010 at 5:17 PM

Fluffy
Crookshanks
Mr. Bojangles
Fido
Rusty

Or you know... a common name usually reserved for actual pets.

tabletop_joe on May 10, 2010 at 5:20 PM

Trig.

FeralTurnip on May 10, 2010 at 5:36 PM

Destiny Dawn Hope

or

Crystal Ecstacy

armagerwien on May 10, 2010 at 5:36 PM

Miyamo Wakirasen.

Will in Seattle on May 10, 2010 at 5:39 PM

Philip! And since I poured in the monkeypowder from the packet, my vote should count EXTRA.

Bethany Jean Clement on May 10, 2010 at 5:44 PM Stranger Staff

Smegma

keshmeshi on May 10, 2010 at 5:46 PM

Bags Reker.

SeattleBrad on May 10, 2010 at 6:11 PM

Tobias

kendranella on May 10, 2010 at 6:20 PM

I put Dan's name into the "Porn Star Name Generator," and this is what came up:

Your name in the real world might be Dan Savage, but "The Industry" will know you as:

Hank Tickler

Canuck on May 10, 2010 at 6:25 PM

Bort

on May 10, 2010 at 6:33 PM

A Fish Called Wanda

Simone on May 10, 2010 at 6:34 PM

SMNKY-379

jnmend on May 10, 2010 at 6:45 PM

Aren't you supposed to get like 100 of them?

This remind me, I have some that I keep forgetting to grow.

very bad homo on May 10, 2010 at 6:55 PM

Shifka.

Shifka is said to have been the first mermaid(siren?) that gave birth to all the fish in the world.

When Thor slew her, 1000 tunas (or some other kind of fish) appeared for the " Feast of Plenty".

kk on May 10, 2010 at 6:58 PM

Jacob if it's a boy
Emma if it's a girl

Urgutha Forka on May 10, 2010 at 7:00 PM

Pimp Shrimpy

KT-Kat on May 10, 2010 at 7:06 PM

Trevor

Norbeck on May 10, 2010 at 7:07 PM

Zul if it's a girl.

Vinz Clortho if it's a boy.

Y.F. Redux on May 10, 2010 at 7:09 PM

Wow...so many comments. I vote for "Number 3". Let him wonder what happened to the first two.

kentdoggydog on May 10, 2010 at 7:10 PM

Rambo

dminus11 on May 10, 2010 at 7:18 PM

Filet O' Fish.
Or Rick.
Probably Rick.

lucidslumber on May 10, 2010 at 7:33 PM

Oh, you do not want to grow these. They eat each other until there's just one left, a full inch and a half long and flapping about in poop water. Sick.

brumal dictatorship on May 10, 2010 at 7:37 PM

Cthulu!

Zander on May 10, 2010 at 7:41 PM

Victoria Prawnciple

Varia on May 10, 2010 at 7:45 PM

Pat.

Telsa Grills on May 10, 2010 at 8:11 PM

Bartholomew.

megs on May 10, 2010 at 8:25 PM

@70 THATS AWESOME.

dropdeadpoet on May 10, 2010 at 8:32 PM

Shrimp Bizkit

m@tt on May 10, 2010 at 8:40 PM

Shikker. Ask Eli.

Keister Button on May 10, 2010 at 8:49 PM

Sloggy, the slog bottom bottom feeder.

Original Monique on May 10, 2010 at 9:41 PM

Or Sloggy----the troll who lives under Christopher Frizzell's enormous penis.

Original Monique on May 10, 2010 at 9:49 PM

Duh, Seamon!

linda with a y on May 10, 2010 at 10:12 PM

@63 just read the news article about popular names like I did. I think Isabella if girl and Edward if boy. My generation was Susan/Mary/Linda for girls and similarly dull things for boys.
plus ca change!
Crone

crone on May 10, 2010 at 10:20 PM

since s/he/it will be dead in a week anyways i vote 'bob'
..of course if s/he/it gets ressurected....

reverend dr dj riz on May 10, 2010 at 10:46 PM

KURT RUSSEL

on May 10, 2010 at 11:07 PM

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Sign up here:

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Supreme Ruler Of The Universe on May 10, 2010 at 11:11 PM

Oh, and now that you've had a Seahorse, they will never want to have Seahorse sex with you again.

Supreme Ruler Of The Universe on May 10, 2010 at 11:11 PM

Spermy!

Steven Blum on May 10, 2010 at 11:35 PM

Bradford. That is the name of the classiest guy I personally know.

venomlash on May 11, 2010 at 1:24 AM

Steve.

bullwinkle on May 11, 2010 at 6:11 AM

lucien.

cornballer on May 11, 2010 at 7:06 AM

Rick Lucien Edward Jacob Isabella Emma Shrimp Bizkit III, Esq.

I have always been... east coaster on May 11, 2010 at 7:29 AM

The Kriller

weaselbill on May 11, 2010 at 7:33 AM

Dwayne 'The Shrimp' Johnson

Fenrox on May 11, 2010 at 8:20 AM

Anal Fistula

You Look Like I Need A Drink! on May 11, 2010 at 9:52 AM

Seconding 50. Trig!

Superfrankenstein on May 11, 2010 at 11:31 AM

Gustavus von Shrimpington

Halcyonic on May 11, 2010 at 12:27 PM

Beulah Mae Sphincterwink

Buddy H on May 11, 2010 at 2:56 PM

Um, forget it, he's dead.

Karl42 on May 12, 2010 at 5:13 AM

Unto Us a Child Is Born!

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