How to have your second child first?

*scratching head*

Shit! I just had my first child first. I'M DOING IT WRONG!

Is the author going to explain why cities with the tightest gun laws are always the most dangerous? Newark, DC, and Baltimore should all be very safe shouldn't they?

Well, of course not, @2. He's the leader of the "Brady Bunch." According to him, banning guns will solve all our problems.

Vermont has the most relaxed handgun laws and of course must have terrible violence problem.

@4 or not. They also have wage equity between genders.

I'm sure you're right. I mean, that's just common sense.

Also, these commie-ass gun grabbers like to look to Europe for example. In Switzerland all able men are in the national guard and keep a machine gun their house.

"in" their house. Sorry.

I think getting rid of guns entirely would make us safer (at least from common crime and domestic violence) but the existence of the Easter Bunny is more possible than that. It ain't happening. Time for new ideas. (Or at least a discussion about the laws the NRA says aren't being enforced. 5280, I've heard that one for decades. Is it actually true - that there are laws that would effectively address gun violence if they were being enforced, but are not?)

What's the reason for not Including Rita Dove at the SAM?