You mean the ones made with bacon?

I can't even begin to express how stupid this question is. I mean I thought it was Charles for a moment, but realized there was nothing about imperial capitalism or Star Wars...

Because a diet cupcake would be awful?

@4 Another fine idea! I like where you're going with that. Long ago and far away, when I wore a younger man's fat, I ordered "a hamburger, hold the bun." Josh Feit, sitting across the table, said, "I'll have a milkshake, hold the cup."

Dude those mighty o donuts are 400 calories each and fried in palm oil. they are fucking aaawful for you. But kinda good. Sometimes.

They do make diet cupcakes. They're called "fruit".

Like you have anything to worry about!

The middle part of the donut is calorie-free.

Everything is "diet" when you exercise enough. Well, unless it's something that's not actually food, like hydrogenated fats or "olestra" or whatever that fake fat crap is, or HFCS. You know. Industrial shit. But you can have all the delicious butterfat-iced sugar-laden cupcakes you want. Just eat your vegetables too and, you know, be a lumberjack or something. Whatever burns a crapload of calories. Work hard, eat fat. Be huge. Maybe be a dinosaur. T-Rex can have all the cupcakes he wants and they're still diet. Hadrosaur cupcakes! Mm. Or a dinosaur lumberjack! With a giant flannel and a tiny axe for your little bitty useless arms. You wouldn't be very good at chopping trees with those little arms, though. I guess that's why dinosaur lumberjacks went extinct.

A diet donut is called a bagel.

Not a bagel with stuff in or on it, just a plain bagel.

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@11 Ha! Now I know what I'll be for Halloween.

I would gladly make you some lower calorie cupcakes. Donuts would be more difficult, what with the frying and all, but zero calorie would be impossible...the whole flour bit.

Ahhh, Christopher F.,

A riddle for you: what's sweeter, tastier and more sinfully satisfying than any cupcake or donut and yet completely calorie free?*

Answer: My taco-flavored keeses!

* calories are actually burned (if done correctly).

Diabetes donughnuts...hmm...

Thing is, they would have to be sugar-free and white-flour free. I don't care about the calories. The sugar thing is getting WAY better these days, although I'm shit-tired of everyone lecturing me on splenda--stevia tastes awful.

And whole wheat flour won't do well for dough nuts. Or maybe it could?

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I want a fat free whozeewhatsit. Wait...no. I don't.

Mighty O donuts already taste boring. The new donuts their serving at Vivace are great. Best one's on the hill atleast.

So since I may not be able to attend Slog Happy in August (fuck you, 21+ drinking age), can I stop by the Stranger offices and bring baked goods? Is that too creepy? It's a long way to travel NOT to meet my favourite writers....

According to Terry Richardson they have Vegan goodies in NYC...

http://www.terrysdiary.com/post/59219142…

http://www.terrysdiary.com/post/59219142…

I love that The Stranger is visibly aging, it's fun to 'grow up' with a newspaper. First Dan starts posting "dern kids. git off my lawn" type stuff and now Frizzelle is going all Cathy.
Good luck finding a swimsuit this summer The Stranger.

Doughnuts.