'when contacted for comments regarding the case, Leonard replied with thirty seconds of heavy breathing and a sound that can only be described as a muffled 'fap fap fap.'
Reminds me of the time we called all the jeremy thorpes in the phone book and asked them how they were similar to Captain Kirk: they bothe asked Scottie for more thrust.
1% of the time I think you should be able to be arrested for being a dick.
For u peons, Google 'Jeremy thorpe Norman Scott'
Is this guy some kind of cave man who hasn't heard about the Internet...