This Week in Burglary, Small Potatoes Edition

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1
I always buy my pastries from vagrants on the street.
2

I think they meant "pasties" if it was one of those bikini stands.
3
The gold angel with the flute contained microfilm copies of the original, undoctored Kennedy autopsy. Either that, or proof of Paul Constant's conspiracy theory about white rednecks planning the failed Times Square bombing.

I suppose we'll never know for certain.
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Tortoise, that was in one of the angels standing next to the stolen one. The stolen one only contained a microfilm copy of Debbie Does Dallas