All kidding aside, we really need fewer children in this world and more sloths. These totally win over sproglets in the stop-the-entire-office adorable department, and they're pretty quiet, too. Not too fast, either, so you'll never lose track of them.
I want to see a reedit with Hitchcockian music, e.g., shrieking Psycho violins when the fiery orange one claws at the air. I love the idea of slo-mo sloth terror.
How could they not be more adorable?