Who would exchange two beers for a baby? What the fuck are you going to do with a baby?

@1) Sell her organs on the black market so you can buy more beers.

Yeah, well, at least he wasn't gay.

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A couple of beers? Sheesh. I'd think a kid would be worth at least a bottle of whisky.

@5 Yeah, except it was a *girl* baby. Lucky to get a few Milwaukee Beasts for a girl.

Actually the story has been updated, the guy wanted crack. On and his girlfriend tried to get away with the baby before the police arrived. She's valuable property, dontcha know.

Of course, according to the numbnuts in Florida, the baby isn't in any danger, as long as you don't give it to a monogamous loving gay couple.

it's ironic here that the charge is "child endangerment;" it sounds like this child would be in less danger with ALMOST ANYONE ELSE.

Well, I'd trade a kid for a new pair of True Religon jeans. I guess that's what makes bad gay parents different from their hetro counterparts. We won't trade for cheap beer but for fabulous clothes? Hell yeah!!

Does it count as a crack baby if you're trading it for crack?

I'm shocked.

He should have held out for a keg of Guinness.

At least he had the foresight to ask for a second 40.

Wait, this dad could actually be justified. What kind of beers are we talking about?