LOL. Too funny.

Please do keep us updated. I'm enjoying your pain vicariously.

I walked by yesterday on my way home from work but couldn't see any evidence of C.H.U.D./Lupen/giant desert worm bulging in the brickwork, which of course leads me to believe that what you're dealing with there is nothing more than run-of-the-mill ground swelling/settling.

Either that, or the underground critters are very, very clever...

You need to call the Bainbridge CHUD fighter:

http://pugetsoundblogs.com/bainbridge-co…

I can't remember what CHUD stands for and can't be bothered to Google it. I'm not saying I won't Google it but at this point I've decided it's unlikely to be worth the time.

Well, having just watched the trailer for the flick it's apparently "cannibalistic humanoid underground dweller."