News May 24, 2010 at 9:00 am

The Morning News: Gushing Sludge, Magic Islands, and Dead Boobz

Lindy West
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Jesus, the ending of the Franco brothers made me scream and now my boss is worried about me. Thanks.
gloomy gus on May 24, 2010 at 9:25 AM Report this
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From the Brittney Murphy story:
"She was on herbal remedies that wouldn't speed up her heart," Monjack [Murphy's husband] told People magazine. "There was nothing here that could endanger her. There was prescription medication in the house for her female time and some cough syrup. That was it."

Female Time? Really? Adult people still talk like that?

on May 24, 2010 at 9:27 AM Report this
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People still watch the Tosnnnnnrrrrrrrrkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Baconcat on May 24, 2010 at 9:31 AM Report this
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Lindy West just marry me already.
Nick on May 24, 2010 at 9:36 AM Report this
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The whole global death rate for children going down makes me depressed. Not to say that I love it when little kids die, but take a minute to think about how many people will be living on this planet (and consuming it's resources at an alarming rate) in roughly 2 generations. Depressed yet?
lunasea on May 24, 2010 at 9:48 AM Report this
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James Franco is steamy, but not with facial hair. Too sparse and sporadic. Yuck.

@5,

The birth rate is also slowing down.
keshmeshi on May 24, 2010 at 11:25 AM Report this
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The lower death rate means the birth rate is slowing and will probably continue to slow. When life expectancy goes up, parents don't need to have as many children to ensure that at least some of them will live through childhood.
care bear on May 24, 2010 at 12:37 PM Report this
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The mother killed them both. The method will not be revealed until she kills at least two more...

Damn I watch too much 'tv'.
subwlf on May 24, 2010 at 1:31 PM Report this
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I'm sorry I wrote that - I am sure the Mother is even more devastated. I was only joking and should have put a snarky in there or something (as I am not intending to seriously posit that)...
subwlf on May 24, 2010 at 1:38 PM Report this

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