stun gun does NOT equal tazer
stun gun requires contact between the handheld unit and the victim.
Tazer shoots darts that trail barbs back to the unit.
If only you could have found a way to tie this in with Steven Humphrey's posting: "Today in... GAHHHHH!!" Totally inappropriate treatment of puppies/ironic puppy reference combined might have made me pee my pants.
stun gun requires contact between the handheld unit and the victim.
Tazer shoots darts that trail barbs back to the unit.