The Race Is On for Miss Cougar America

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That makes total sense to stick it to a youth obsessed society by obsessing over male youth. Granted, the youth obsession in our society is usually directed more to women.
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I thought cougars were, by definition, addressed as "Mrs."
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NO! YOU CANNOT HAVE OUR TERM. CUBS IS OUR TERM.
5
So sorry, but a man needs laugh lines and silver in his hair to be sexy to me.

Of course, I only know one couple that fits the definition, she's over twice his age and they don't seem very happy. That probably colours my opinion, too.
6

My understanding is that a cougar is specifically a woman between 40 and 49 who dates younger men. 50 to 59 is a Jaguar. (60 to 69 a Lemur?)

"Unfortunately, most women prefer older men..."

Ha! They don't live in Seattle. Chicks here go for the bassinet at age 22. That's when they start dressing in microskits and 3/4 tees and calling 25 year old guys "sir".
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Surely younger men can also die. I think I read that somewhere?
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If they co-opt the name of "Chicago Cubs", then they must deal with a billy goat curse. I guess that would be horny older men who show up and pretend to be cubs.