"On February 6, 2008, the new pastor at New Life Church, former home to Haggard, issued a press release announcing that Haggard had requested to leave the team created to "restore" him and that as Haggard's restoration is "incomplete", he is not welcome to return to vocational ministry at New Life."
They should've used those guys who worked on the Sistine Chapel. When you want a restoration done, always hire an Italian, those midwesterners don't know what the fek they're doing.
Bet he's just going to re-announce how very completely heterosexual he is and whine about that bitch Rekers stealing his totally not-gay-but-love-me-some-man-prostitute thunder.
He could be starting a new ex-gay church/counseling center, something like an anti-MCC. That would be at once a new cult, a scam, a bid for money, *and* a ministry for wayward rent boys. How could he lose?
i've already punched in 91, and my finger is hovering over that last '1.'
dan, are you serious? do you need a nudge, a gentle push, a little reminder of your insignificance? i'm there for you, giving you the encouragement that you need.
He's starting a new ministry to bring men back to heterosexuality. His method: he will suck the gay right out of your cock. He's willing to try as many times as necessary if it doesn't take right away, because it's for Jesus.
@23 Whoa, Settle down sister! Too much coffee? Bad breakup? You'll be alright, just keep yourself busy. Try going for a hike. Or, I dunno... not reading SLOG.
They should've used those guys who worked on the Sistine Chapel. When you want a restoration done, always hire an Italian, those midwesterners don't know what the fek they're doing.
dan, are you serious? do you need a nudge, a gentle push, a little reminder of your insignificance? i'm there for you, giving you the encouragement that you need.
in other news, who the fuck cares?
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