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20 bucks says he's coming out of the closet again
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A talent for publicity, that one.
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Christian Youth Counselor.
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He is probably just starting a new cult/church or something.
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"On February 6, 2008, the new pastor at New Life Church, former home to Haggard, issued a press release announcing that Haggard had requested to leave the team created to "restore" him and that as Haggard's restoration is "incomplete", he is not welcome to return to vocational ministry at New Life."

They should've used those guys who worked on the Sistine Chapel. When you want a restoration done, always hire an Italian, those midwesterners don't know what the fek they're doing.
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Hippochristmas.
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Bet he's just going to re-announce how very completely heterosexual he is and whine about that bitch Rekers stealing his totally not-gay-but-love-me-some-man-prostitute thunder.
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@7 -- What you said. Also, he's going to say that God has personally forgiven him.
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Ministry for wayward rent boys.
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I predict he'll announce that he's converted back to heterosexuality.
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God has personally asked him to save our souls. Send money. The money is for God, of course. But go ahead and make the check out to Ted Haggard.
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Another scam! That's all he knows. Lies and scams.
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Probably running low on dough, so whatever it is, I'm thinking it'll be an attempt to rake some in.
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11 FTW!
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he owns Rentboy.com
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He could be starting a new ex-gay church/counseling center, something like an anti-MCC. That would be at once a new cult, a scam, a bid for money, *and* a ministry for wayward rent boys. How could he lose?
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if i can glean anything from that photo i'm guessing he's converted to judaism..
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He is planning on running for GOP senate.
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He's a bear.
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my prediction is it has something to do with running for a political office
21
He is actually a broom!
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@21: I'm pretty ashamed - not just of how hard I laughed at that, but that I got the reference in the first place.
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i've already punched in 91, and my finger is hovering over that last '1.'

dan, are you serious? do you need a nudge, a gentle push, a little reminder of your insignificance? i'm there for you, giving you the encouragement that you need.

in other news, who the fuck cares?
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He's going to nail his dick to a cross.
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He's starting a new ministry to bring men back to heterosexuality. His method: he will suck the gay right out of your cock. He's willing to try as many times as necessary if it doesn't take right away, because it's for Jesus.
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Reality TV show -- like The Osbournes with Jesus and rent boys.
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Isn't he starting a new church?
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Spoiler: He's joining the priesthood.
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@22 Don't be ashamed! It used to be funny!
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@23 Whoa, Settle down sister! Too much coffee? Bad breakup? You'll be alright, just keep yourself busy. Try going for a hike. Or, I dunno... not reading SLOG.

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I'm SHOCKED! Shocked I tell you! Who would have guessed that he would have started a new church.
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He'll be promoting laying down with "the beasts of the earth" as "a way back to Christ".

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