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Upon This Cock I Will Build My Church

Dan Savage
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1
He is going to get so much ass out of this. Genius. Twisted genius.
gloomy gus on June 2, 2010 at 11:59 AM Report this
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How else is he going to make a living? He probably has no marketable skills. Lets open a church! Glad to see he will be let gays attend, but how does his wife feel about that?
gttim on June 2, 2010 at 12:05 PM Report this
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A church for bottoms who like to hit the rock.

That's what he meant, right?
Mahtli69 on June 2, 2010 at 12:07 PM Report this
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I can't believe this post has been up for as long as it has and I'm the first one whose making this comment:

I don't think his his hand is what he's hoping to hold.

LogopolisMike on June 2, 2010 at 12:10 PM Report this
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Gays welcome...

...as long as they want to stop being gay.

(since being gay is in-an-of-itself a crisis)

Ya think?
jasonzenobia on June 2, 2010 at 12:15 PM Report this
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#3. yes.
nixor on June 2, 2010 at 12:20 PM Report this
7
If there was some kind of all-time Slog post title contest, this one at least gets an honorable mention. Ten points to Dan.
fletch on June 2, 2010 at 12:21 PM Report this
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I'm guessing that there is going to be plenty of "laying on of hands" in this church. And lots of "preying" too.

Ted Haggard is a sociopath.
Sweet&Salty on June 2, 2010 at 12:24 PM Report this
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these 2 posts on ted haggard today are a great example of why dan savage is a complete idiot

thanks for keeping the examples current
Out For Delivery on June 2, 2010 at 12:35 PM Report this
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It's the only profession he knows he can bullshit his way to the bank. I'm not surprised.
Cory on June 2, 2010 at 12:59 PM Report this
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Don't you mean "upon this Man-Gina"?...

Haggard's a total oral bottom...
You Look Like I Need A Drink! on June 2, 2010 at 1:01 PM Report this
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Scam, sacam, sca sca scam! Scam, scam sca sca scam! Scam, scam, sca sca scam!
Vince on June 2, 2010 at 1:09 PM Report this
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Presumably only gays who hate themselves are welcome. Sorry Teddy, some of us actually have enough balls to deal with the way we were born...
Tetchy Brit on June 2, 2010 at 1:12 PM Report this
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Ted Haggard doesn't understand why all gay men can't be like him. Just marry a woman and have lots of sex and drugs with gay prostitutes. It's the Lord's way.
Canadian Nurse on June 2, 2010 at 1:19 PM Report this
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Oh no, I am guessing all sorts of gays will be "welcome" in his church. He has to get some action back in his life - some dumb-asses never learn.
bpinsea on June 2, 2010 at 1:23 PM Report this
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I'm with @7, this was a great title. And how come Gayle's allowed to preach, which conflicts with everything in the wholly babble from cover to cover - but they can't marry teh gayz (at least to one another), which isn't even mentioned?
beckysharp on June 2, 2010 at 1:45 PM Report this
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Wait ... his wife's name is Gayle? What're the kids called? Faggot and Dyke?
Sili on June 2, 2010 at 1:54 PM Report this
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I'm not a fan of religion, but this actually sounds like a positive thing to me.
on June 2, 2010 at 1:59 PM Report this
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"I think I am qualified to hold their hand," he said. "And by 'hold' I mean 'suck', and by 'hand' I mean 'cock' he went on to say....
Gregus on June 2, 2010 at 2:00 PM Report this
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I pray that God will have mercy on his soul...
MT3 on June 2, 2010 at 3:52 PM Report this
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@17 lol
puddles on June 3, 2010 at 4:13 AM Report this
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Is it wrong to wish that Fred Phelps protests this Church?
Ancient Sumerian on June 3, 2010 at 11:21 AM Report this

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