I'd like to see a mashup of "Sex and the City" and "Death Becomes Her" where like the SATC girls keep getting their plastic bods banged up from sex and they have to have their hair and boobs and stuff grafted back on by a crazy plastic surgeon. Call it "Sex Becomes Her!"
Ok, so maybe they they don't need the DBH part of it 'cause they got that already...but still...
Because Carrie Bradshaw is EVERYTHING I dream of in this world and it would literally, quite literally, kill me to be selling apples under a bridge. I mean her, kill her.
In Sex and the City 3, Samantha and her shriveled cooch are long dead; The rest of the girls have since grown old and fat, and as a result have turned to witchcraft in order to regain their youth. The fashions stay exactly the same.
S&TC 3 will be set in the future 25 years from now when Red and Yuppette's children are grown and seeking revenge for a life of affluent neglect.. Horseface and OCD Cooch are held equally to blame by the kids, junkies all, who imprison the foursome in their lavish aparments while spending their mothers' and courtesy aunts' accumulated fotrtunes while torturing them daily by forcing them to use beauty products from a 99 Cent store.
I wouldn't want to see Sarah Jessica Parker selling apples under a bridge even if she was naked and wearing CFMPs. Although, to be sure, she is more appealing than Cynthia Nixon.
I never had any interest in watching Sex and the City and what tiny interest I may have had at one time vanished when I learned that one of the male characters was named "Mr. Big." Good Lord, how lame can you get.
I do not want to see Carry Bradshaw doing anything (including selling apples under a bridge) because she has a horse chin and a voice that makes my soul bleed.
If Carrie Bradshaw is the paragon that girls just wanna be like - with her triangular head, serpentine curls and frail, knobby-kneed underpinnings - then more straight men turning gay may result. Broderick on the DL - now there's a hope.
As a woman I don't know a single other woman who can stand that bitch. Every single character on that show is a goddamn train wreck. Watching her sell apples might make her seem more human, but somehow I doubt it. You'd probably still just want to slap her for being retarded and whiny.
She prefers to sell pears.
This is why one should never let a child star perform Annie on stage.
Or Amway.
I'd like to see a mashup of "Sex and the City" and "Death Becomes Her" where like the SATC girls keep getting their plastic bods banged up from sex and they have to have their hair and boobs and stuff grafted back on by a crazy plastic surgeon. Call it "Sex Becomes Her!"
Ok, so maybe they they don't need the DBH part of it 'cause they got that already...but still...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXsnlzhso…
Here's a promotional still
the movies: 2 and 1/2 hours of krap...yes, KRAP!
I just don't care. I really don't.
I never had any interest in watching Sex and the City and what tiny interest I may have had at one time vanished when I learned that one of the male characters was named "Mr. Big." Good Lord, how lame can you get.