Force a jury to listen to 500 hours of you yakking and they'll convict you as revenge for wasting so much of their time. Blago either has no idea how to run a proper defense, or he is a gigantic narcissist who loves the sound of his own voice so much he is willing to completely sacrifice his odds of getting acquitted just to stroke his ego. Don't you love fallen public figures who are so endlessly entertaining? Once he was a big-state governor, now he's the world's biggest tabloid exhibitionist!
@2: COOL STORY, BRO!