Fight the Gay Lifestyle...

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1
As if Justin Long would be the one to bloat up in that scenario..
2
Justin Long. Swoon.
3
Boy, there's nothing to not love there. Except (there's always something) Mike White overbrightened his teeth.
4
The dog! Oh god, the dog!
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obviously, I need a pick pick-up truck.
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um. pink* not pick. doh.
7
And @1 you'd be amaaaaazed who bloats up. Some of the most beautiful men I've ever known - who've ever existed - got tired of the weirdness of their beauty, purposely took it apart, and are now delightedly walking around among the rest of us.
8
Now I'm even more in love with Justin Long than I was before.

*drool*
9
THIS IS MY LIFE! Honestly I am a little freaked out right now. I even have that Subaru!!!!
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12
Yah'rite?
13
@ 2 - Perhaps I'm not exactly qualified to comment on this, but...seriously? Justin Long? He looks like he's 12.
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Ditto 13! What's the fuss over that skinny kid?
Cute ad, tho.
15
Does anyone else remember Chuck & Buck? That was pretty good.
16
Can anyone else make out the last few lines the main characters say (after they see the two hotties in the pickup truck)? Been replaying this forever and don't quite hear it...
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@16 I think it's something about a show... the last line: "We Tivoed it"

Loved the clipart porn on the computer: is that what gays watch when they're allowed to get married?!
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@16 "We tivoed Idol right?" "We tivoed it, yeah."

For the record, I love me some Justin Long. He does NOT look like he's 12; he's just an adorably hot man. Yum. I bet he ages like the Cloonster.
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@7 I live in the PNW too (Portland). I'm well aware of gorgeous men who spend their days ruining it ALL with dreads, scraggly beards and ironic eyewear.