The Littlest Hitler sandwich would be vegetables on a Kaiser roll with Polish sausage, which instead of being served inside the roll, would be handed to you by a man dressed like Neville Chamberlain.

The Littlest Hitler:
Sauerkraut and baby vegetables served on burned Challah bread?

Too soon?

I would love for an urban legend to circulate that Mama Cass of The Mamas and The Papas died with Boudinot in her mouth.