Fifty-foot woman? That's more like a 500-foot woman.

And I wouldn't hold my breath on the whole sexbot thing. If it ever happens, it'll be ungodly expensive.

I'm really surprised no loner with a bigger living room than a social circle has taken a couple thousand gallons of foam latex and made that giant vagina they all seem to want to dive into. Out of all the men who apparently get off on this, no one has had the skill and daring to do more than dream?! That can't be true. Somewhere in the world is a giant man-sized foam latex vagina. And I want to see pictures.

@1, Dan used to be expensive, too - you had to leave the house to find a free newspaper - but now for two bucks you can put him on your iPhone in your pocket.

Wait, two bucks on top of $200 for the iPhone and $90 a month for service. Wait...never mind. I realize that if I want to I can spend as much to read Dan's column as I could to try out one of Gore Vidal's rent boys.

Hmm things I want to have sex with but can't because of physics.

-Tentacles
-Stairs
-Christian Ranaldo
-Trees
-Composite superman/batman

I will need to buy some shades for this future.

@2 - I think I could build that, but Im too gay to know what a proper va-jay-jay looks like

@3 You can also read Dan's column at most public libraries, although, more and more, they're requiring that you at least have a library card before using the computers with internet service.

And of course some of the ads might attract the attention of some of the librarians.

@2, 5: it's already been done.

@4
I doubt physics would keep you from having sex with Christian Ronaldo, but perhaps the Law of Probability would, and that's really more of a math/statistics thing, if it makes you feel any better....

@2
How's this? Now you have a fantasy and a halloween costume all in one:
http://www.lastnightoffreedom.co.uk/stag…

Canuck, I think most of the guys here would be more interested in the penis costume.

But don't trust the Brits to make a really stellar penis costume, 5280, go to the pro:

http://blogs.heretv.com/hotgayblog/files…

(I LOVE this guy...)

Do you think we'll get sexbots first? Or fully-immersive video games?

The woman that I love is forty feet tall.

PHWOOOAAAARRR???

@10: Try to tell me someone doesn't have a fetish for THAT! Crazy penises all over the place...

If they were real, that guy would be the most popular person on Earth.