how does she get tight jeans on?

I can't decide who is the more entertaining fuck up: Lindsay Lohan or Sarah Palin. I wish there was a television channel that just showed a split screen of cameras following the two of them around 24/7.

did you see the outfit she wore to the MTV awards? it was a giant sequined pantsuit. nice try, crazy mom/daughter combo.

I can't believe I just got envious of anyone young enough that ham would simulate their skin. My ankles are so gross only salami might fool the machine.

I guess if your career involves nothing more than attending parties, you run that risk. But yes, ham would be awesome.

I assume a friendly butcher could keep you supplied with little squares of pigskin too.

@2: I'd buy a television and watch that channel 24/7.

This invites so many plays on words:

'Scram-hamming'/'Ham-Scramming',
or the cooler, more simple catch-all.. 'Scrammin'
'Scrampering' could be for all things Scram-tampering,
or even 'Pulling an SHC' (A Scram Ham Cram)

Maybe Dan can help establish the new lingo here?

Tracy Jordan called his ankle bracelet "my Hollywood sock."

regardless, thanks for the photo.

@9, word. I don't know of anyone else who can yo-yo between total knockout and total crackfiend trainwreck and back again so fast. Hot mess, indeed.

Why does dena lohan have an ankle bracelet?