I can't decide who is the more entertaining fuck up: Lindsay Lohan or Sarah Palin. I wish there was a television channel that just showed a split screen of cameras following the two of them around 24/7.
I can't believe I just got envious of anyone young enough that ham would simulate their skin. My ankles are so gross only salami might fool the machine.
'Scram-hamming'/'Ham-Scramming',
or the cooler, more simple catch-all.. 'Scrammin'
'Scrampering' could be for all things Scram-tampering,
or even 'Pulling an SHC' (A Scram Ham Cram)
how does she get tight jeans on?
I assume a friendly butcher could keep you supplied with little squares of pigskin too.
'Scram-hamming'/'Ham-Scramming',
or the cooler, more simple catch-all.. 'Scrammin'
'Scrampering' could be for all things Scram-tampering,
or even 'Pulling an SHC' (A Scram Ham Cram)
Maybe Dan can help establish the new lingo here?