Are you a teen male?

Great, you'll love the movie.

If not, don't bother.

73 minutes... now that's my kind of movie. I usually balk if I see that a movie is over 100 minutes.

Well... the fact that it is so short can be seen as a bit of a blessing, no? I mean, if it is a shitty movie, better to be a 73 minute shitty movie than a 3 hour shitty movie. Right?

Can we ban Shia Leboeuf and Megan Fox from appearing in media from now on?

Speak for yourself. This teenage boy saw the preview for this stinker and couldn't stop laughing because of how terrible it looked.

Too bad, the comics are great. Especially the Showcase collection.