"You see! It's never 'Hey! You're that guy from Loser' or 'Hey you rocked in Boys and Girls.' No, it always comes back to that fucking pie! I'm HAUNTED by it! "
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"I'm a teen idol, dammit! Don't you recognize me? Look at me! I'm the pie fucker!"
Is this the one based on _Zioncheck for President_? It was an okay book that became pretty hilarious when I was campaign manager for awhile for a guy running for that same seat a few cycles back...
Charles is such an "intellectual", it doesn't surprise me he couldn't think of the title "American Pie" and came up with a title with three times as many words in it.
Come on, Joel David Moore was brilliant in Grandma's Boy.
"All I've ever cared about was video games and they made me a millionaire. So maybe I don't know what the Civil War was, or who invented the helicopter even though I own one, but I did beat The Legend of Zelda before I could walk. I'm thinking about getting metal legs. It's a risky operation, but it'll be worth it. "
Good god, another Jason Biggs movie. I am forced to see all of them because my matzo fever compels me to get my dick as close to him as possible. (Yes I know he isn't Jewish but he looks Jewish and as a teen I couldn't care the difference!)
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"I'm a teen idol, dammit! Don't you recognize me? Look at me! I'm the pie fucker!"
"All I've ever cared about was video games and they made me a millionaire. So maybe I don't know what the Civil War was, or who invented the helicopter even though I own one, but I did beat The Legend of Zelda before I could walk. I'm thinking about getting metal legs. It's a risky operation, but it'll be worth it. "
You should try some in Spain, France, or Italy ...