By "my reflected glory" I can only assume you mean "my unavoidable stench", which is the only thing about you anyone could ever bask in, however involuntarily.
Please go follow some other sport, will you? You're embarrassing. Better yet, get another hobby altogether, that doesn't involve the internet at all. I suggest drowning.
Please go follow some other sport, will you? You're embarrassing. Better yet, get another hobby altogether, that doesn't involve the internet at all. I suggest drowning.
I'm being kind with that last word...