Finances too tight for a strap-on? Maybe Obama can start a program for you, 'cash-for-dongers' or something, with the big black models offered through ACORN.
Very sweet letter. Two questions: 1) Is the letter writer a guy or a girl? 2) Who is the strap on being used on? I'm serious. I've read this letter 3 times and I don't get it. Somebody help me out.
@11: I couldn't figure it out, either. It's a great letter regardless. I would hazard a guess that the writer is female and that the strap-on is being used by her fiancee on her, but I'm not sure.
Aw, @11, part of why this letter is sweet to me is exactly that it could fit the author-is-female scenario just as easily as it could fit the author-is-male scenario (ditto with author-is-strapon-fuckee scenario vs. author-is-strapon-fucker scenario). Just as it doesn't matter whether they're blonde or brunette or Black or Jewish or anything -- we all go awww-how-sweet regardless -- it doesn't matter if the author is male, female, transgender, or a space alien from the Pleiades.
The author could be of either sex, but it seems pretty obvious to me that the FTM is the one wearing the strap on. That's the only way it makes any sense for the use of a strap on to be related to his sexual identity, which was the whole point of the letter.
I just assumed that the letter writer was female since they were engaged to be married, but, yes, this could've come from one of the few places where gay marriage is legal.
All we need now is one of those creepy "love is..." cartoons with the answer being "a new strap-on."
99% of the time, I read one of the posted letters and think, "Are you fucking retarded? Did you even read this before you sent it? Does Dan actually get paid to state what should be the obvious?"
With this one I said.."Awww. Awesome!"
It will be the goodness to offset all the crap that is coming up this week.
And a good strap-on is always worth the investment. If B is reading this, I totally recommend one with a bullet vibe in the base, which will give his clit lots more stimulation from thrusting.
For some reason I just feel the need to visualize everthing Dan writes about, and this one was throwing me.
@1. so right. :)
Does it matter? The writer is clearly a loving, compassionate person who loves his/her fiance a lot and wants him to be happy.
Sweetest thing I've seen all day, and I already hit the funny cat pictures site.
Ridiculously sweet, regardless.
All we need now is one of those creepy "love is..." cartoons with the answer being "a new strap-on."
With this one I said.."Awww. Awesome!"
It will be the goodness to offset all the crap that is coming up this week.
And a good strap-on is always worth the investment. If B is reading this, I totally recommend one with a bullet vibe in the base, which will give his clit lots more stimulation from thrusting.