And even he is wearing shoes without individual toe cases...

If he were wearing those webfoot Vibram thingies in black it'd be purrfect.

@2: Maybe we can start a fund?

What is the story with this gorilla person? There have been many sightings, no?

David, have Hot Tipper Thomas get the gorilla's contact information - @3 and I are opening a Paypal fund to buy him black Planet of the Apes shoes.

Well, obviously it would have to be a primate, with opposable thumbs, otherwise they couldn't hold the Q-Tip. Now a caribou, *that* would be remarkable.

I saw that gorilla cleaning up a newspaper stand outside The Crocodile last week!! I think he called himself the "graffiti gorilla" or something.

Is that the old Sonics mascot? Fucking David Stern.

A new situational blindness test?

A gorilla costume in summer? He/she must smell like...well...a gorilla.

I can't tel from the picture if he/she is actually cleaning the dispenser or taking swabs for bacterial cultures, perhaps this gorilla is an epidemiologist. Or he/she is swabbing something *on to* the dispenser to turn unsuspecting users into gorillas.