My New Celebrity Crush

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Hmm, you left out incipient hump.

emma's bee on July 1, 2010 at 11:38 AM

I have to agree. Absolutely hunkerific!

Vince on July 1, 2010 at 11:48 AM

Hmmm another add following the trend of guys being dumb and women knowing better.
I have seen this trend for quite a few years now and talked about it with men and women who agree it is stupid and here is another add depicting it again.

-B- on July 1, 2010 at 11:49 AM

I'd bang his smug, condescending, superior girlfriend. Given that I don't drag my knuckles on the ground when I walk, I should be at least a half-step up.

demo kid on July 1, 2010 at 11:50 AM

I smell something good!!!

gijo by the bay on July 1, 2010 at 11:54 AM

I'm with @4. Highly bangable.

Rotten666 on July 1, 2010 at 11:54 AM

That last sentence is choice!

gloomy gus on July 1, 2010 at 11:58 AM

#3 - yes those commercials where the male is stupid "where is the cord for the wireless internet?" these are so bothersome but it gives the illusion that woman somehow will always be smarter than the bread winner (which that is not always the case the bread winner could be the other half. I think these commercials are meant for woman to be complacent about the struggles that still lie ahead. For instance to have equal pay for equal jobs....It is bothersome. thx

gijo by the bay on July 1, 2010 at 12:01 PM

Everytime one of these comes on I turn to Mrs. Fnarf and say "men are dumb". She nods and says "yes".

Fnarf on July 1, 2010 at 12:07 PM

Add me to the chorus of people who will take the girlfriend. Hot.

Faer on July 1, 2010 at 12:14 PM

Too skinny. Next please.

TheMisanthrope on July 1, 2010 at 12:17 PM

Girlfriend is a babe. I like the commercial where they're both dancing around 'cuz her shirt lifts up and you get to see some hip.

vinylsaurus on July 1, 2010 at 12:17 PM

YES! I really thought I was odd for singling him out after one commercial, but I 100% agreed...he's borderline leotarded in the way he acts but I'd be all over it. And yes his pretentious hipster girlfriend annoys me. I am not alone.

lasermichaeljackson on July 1, 2010 at 12:29 PM

So Terry's sweaty, slack-jawed and dense? (The first two sexy but the last?!?)

WOW!! Where do you go from there?

Cato the Younger Younger on July 1, 2010 at 12:35 PM

Is the woman the same actress who played Ben's daughter in Lost?

yolfer on July 1, 2010 at 12:47 PM

Yeah, he's pretty.

very bad homo on July 1, 2010 at 1:06 PM

...his name is Branden.

...those big, blue eyes and totally kissable lips. Sigh.

Oh, and her name is Meghan.

If only all anonymous comments weren't treated as trolls, all of you bitches could be Googling this fine man.

on July 1, 2010 at 1:07 PM

He looks like Jeremy Sisto. A sweatier, slackjawier, denser Jeremy Sisto.

mitten on July 1, 2010 at 1:10 PM

@15 No - I'm positive that's not her.

Callie on July 1, 2010 at 1:48 PM

Um, what exactly is so bad about the girlfriend? She answers all his questions directly. That's about it.

Belle Starr on July 1, 2010 at 2:08 PM

Haha, I've had lusty feelings for that guy since I first saw that commercial: those lips, those arms. Yummy.

Daniel_NY on July 1, 2010 at 8:18 PM

I'll take Rhapsody.

And the action figure.

on July 2, 2010 at 2:52 PM

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