I would like some clarification on the 27 minute number. Does the clock start ticking at the first kiss, all the way through to the looking at one another, saying "Whoo! Time for a shower!"??? Or is it 27 minutes of penetrative, grinding sexual congress? Cuz if it's the first, well, lame but OK...however, if it's the latter then OUCH, you're destroying my butt!
The graph is "ever", the text may be frequency (i.e., once was enough for most). Alternatively, the text includes the goofily qualified: "outdoors in the rain".
I know the best place to have public, outdoor sex in Minneapolis — in plain sight — and not get noticed by anyone at all. And no, it's a secret that only two people (and our lovers, past and present) know.
It doesn't say that the outdoor sex had to be IN Seattle...it's just Seattle residents claiming to have HAD outdoor sex...obviously we are so excited about sunny warm weather when we travel for business/vacation that we immediately head for the great outdoors to get it on...
(Not those little heads, silly.)
If you talk about it all the time you aren't getting it; if you are getting it all the time you don't feel the need to talk about it.
Thanks.
It's amazing how damaging this survey seems to be to Seattle's sense of self.
No amount of Crema Café or Maria's Café goodness will get us to spill those beans.