Blogs Jul 2, 2010 at 9:04 am

Something For the Straight Boys

Dan Savage
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1
hubba!
Josh Bomb on July 2, 2010 at 9:12 AM Report this
2
Real breasts are very refreshing!
muggims on July 2, 2010 at 9:14 AM Report this
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Hehe, thanks Dan, though they are a bit skinny for my taste :D I like a few curves.
The Striking Viking on July 2, 2010 at 9:20 AM Report this
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Aw, thanks Dan! I didn't know you cared! Also, hot!
ohthetrees on July 2, 2010 at 9:20 AM Report this
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Dan, when are you going to tell us that all those folks in bikinis are transvestites?
gttim on July 2, 2010 at 9:27 AM Report this
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It's a trap!
Joh on July 2, 2010 at 9:37 AM Report this
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7ATYrQQx…
reverend dr dj riz on July 2, 2010 at 9:38 AM Report this
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"My Lord, whatever I done, don't strike me blind for another couple of minutes."
COMTE on July 2, 2010 at 9:40 AM Report this
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I second @3 - much appreciated, but do you have anything a little thicker?
Bluejay Banana on July 2, 2010 at 9:47 AM Report this
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I want to fly with that airlines, thanks Dan
osiris on July 2, 2010 at 9:52 AM Report this
11
Needs more ass.
laterite on July 2, 2010 at 9:52 AM Report this
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Is that one of those lady persons? I hear they're lovely this time of year.
cheerio on July 2, 2010 at 9:59 AM Report this
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So, um, is one of them drinking the wash water at around 1:48?
Julie in Eugene on July 2, 2010 at 10:02 AM Report this
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Y'all are nuts, there isn't a blessed thing wrong with any of these ladies. Much, much nicer than having maggots fall on your head from the overhead bins.
Fnarf on July 2, 2010 at 10:05 AM Report this
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Appreciated. Still gay if you have the sound going, but appreciated.
prompt on July 2, 2010 at 10:11 AM Report this
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So how about something for the straight ladies?
on July 2, 2010 at 10:16 AM Report this
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I think this would re-gay up the Slog pretty quickly, if you were so inclined.
Julie in Eugene on July 2, 2010 at 10:20 AM Report this
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#16, I know, right? This paper comes off as such a dudes-only publication, especially when it comes to objectification. Straight ladies need some visuals, too.
on July 2, 2010 at 10:26 AM Report this
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@ 3 agreed - real women have curves, natural curves. Really cliche video - need less bikinis and more frolicking.
DavidC on July 2, 2010 at 10:32 AM Report this
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Very hot (thanks) but not as hot as Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
Roma on July 2, 2010 at 10:33 AM Report this
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Scoobie-doo, indeed! Anyone know the song?
vinylsaurus on July 2, 2010 at 10:34 AM Report this
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Hardly an example of femininity! Why those hips are only good for two or three sons at best!
McGee on July 2, 2010 at 10:49 AM Report this
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Straight ladies—please send me something you would like to see posted to Slog, something that would straight-lady it up around here. Give me some guidance. The best I could come up with was this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVMjhlTmL…
Dan Savage on July 2, 2010 at 10:56 AM Stranger Staff
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Gee thanks for the straight-lady clip, Dan.
I, for one, am gonna have a hard time keeping focused on work for a while.
nocutename on July 2, 2010 at 11:03 AM Report this
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@ 17 and Dan - I liked that quite a bit. Hot men dancing around in swim garb/underwear. Very hot. I think I have similar taste in men as you do, Dan (and being in a monogamous marriage, all I do is look anyway). :-) A little variety like Tyson Beckford or Alex from the new season of SYTYCD works too!
ariane on July 2, 2010 at 11:32 AM Report this
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Dan, something featuring Taylor Kitsch from "Friday Night Lights" would be perfect.
on July 2, 2010 at 11:55 AM Report this
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@23 - Dan, is it wrong that I find your second video hotter than your first?
Bluejay Banana on July 2, 2010 at 11:57 AM Report this
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@23

Ha ha - fuck you. For the record, I'm fully down whenever you "gay up" Slog because I enjoy the dude pics too. When you have taste, that is.

...And anyway, what makes you think straight chicks don't drool over hot men as much as you do? They do, but a lot of them shut up about it because it's deemed un-ladylike by society. Men are always given the a-okay to openly drool over sex objects. Ah, boys will be boys! Fucking bullshit.
Confluence on July 2, 2010 at 12:22 PM Report this
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Agree with #28. For a sex columnist to claim you have no idea what straight women find hot (no, it isn't fucking hot fudge sundaes), well, that's just stupid.

And if you HONESTLY can't even fathom, ask one of your straight female staffers to post something. At the very least it'll even things out and not make it seem like this is a blog by dudes for dudes.
on July 2, 2010 at 12:45 PM Report this
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Confluence, straight chicks also drool over hot men as much as straight men drool over hot chicks. Yet it seems to always be women criticizing men for being interested in looks with (many) women claiming to be only interested in "what's on the inside."

I disagree that women drooling over hot men is considered un-ladylike by "society." I think it's considered un-ladylike by conservatives in society or by those men in society who find it threatening (perhaps because they're not that attractive.) You may disagree, but I think there are plenty of men who don't have a double-standard. They enjoy looking at hot women and can accept the fact that women like looking at hot men.
Roma on July 2, 2010 at 12:47 PM Report this
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oy vey. Can people lighten up?
I drooled over the hot girls. And I'm a straight girl. I drooled over the hot fudge sundae and the sundae-lady's decolletage, nicely covered with the white meshy-apron-thing. I would have drooled over Dan's newest crush, but with his Neanderthalesque aura and his permanently overly-flared nostrils, he looked like he could supply enough drool for the both of us.

Look # 29, HE WAS MAKING A JOKE.

And #s 23 and 30: *sigh*
nocutename on July 2, 2010 at 3:04 PM Report this
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@23: how about this. (only if you like 'em short, young and sexy). I don't know where to find photos involving less clothing.
emma's bee on July 2, 2010 at 5:14 PM Report this
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@21 it's "It Is Such a Good Night" by the Charlie Steinmann orchestra. IMHO, the greatest example of the Beautiful Music genre out there.
jhlagrins on July 2, 2010 at 6:11 PM Report this
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Rgbg0INR…
stinkbug on July 2, 2010 at 10:02 PM Report this
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This video is also good for the gay ladies.... FYI
Gaby on July 3, 2010 at 12:14 AM Report this
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*ahem*

http://www.manolith.com/2010/02/19/top-3…
Greg on July 5, 2010 at 12:49 AM Report this
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Oh man... I love when you gay up Slog, Dan. Men are stunning examples of beauty. Good for you for posting one example of female beauty.
kim in portland on July 5, 2010 at 4:07 PM Report this

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