Dutch Soccer Star Wesley Sneijder NAKED! Exclusive PHOTO!

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1
Fake! Those are not soccer player legs.
2
Um?
3
shopped. Calling it.
4
Fake. Europeans aren't circumcised.
5
Oh so fake - his face is a completely different color than the rest of the body. And it's angled weird. Nice...um....curve he's got there, though...
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shopped! speaking of.... Ah ha haaaa:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/anteater/face-sw…
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Sanguisuga, I think you might be on to something. Let us know if you find additional clues.

Mr. Frizzelle, this beats a rickroll any day.
8
Yeah, the lighting on the head is very dif from that on the rest of the body. Too bad.
9
Shooped
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@8, I still can't quite see what you guys are talking about, but I'm not as young as I was. Let me try to find my magnifying glass. Hang on a sec.
11
You can tell by the pixels.
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Ah, @11, I think I see it. Maybe if I can adjust the screen magnification somehow. I always forget how to do that. Hang on a sec.
13
oh that's so fake. he's have better thighs than that and those abs would have absolutely no fat on them.
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..made us look.
15
got me all excited. What a letdown.
16
I'm really hoping that you just posted this pic as a joke, and not because you actually thought it might be a real photo. It's SO obviously fake...
17
Yeah, fake. I've seen that body and that dick in other photos.

But Chris, if you ever take a notion to bare all and post it, I'm sure no one here will stand in your way!
18
Can't get anything past this crew, huh?
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@16, I wish I had your skills, but I still can't quite see it. Maybe Christopher didn't see it either, so go easy. Wait, let me put the first linked photo and the second saucy one up on my screen side by side, because I think the arms looked awfully alike. Let's see, is that "new tab" or "new window"? Hang on a sec.
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@11: and from seeing quite a few 'shops in my time
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Sir, I think you may have been taken in by a brilliant forger. Using some ingenious sort of photographic "shop", he has taken an image of the head of a soccer man, cut it out of its original context, and (this is the really devious part) pasted it onto the body of a gayfellow. I urge you not to regard this cunning forgery as a work of truth! Beware!
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@21, thank you for "a gayfellow". Brightened my evening.
23
Fistique is now on the list of sloggers I will buy a drink for if I ever make it to Seattle. "a gayfellow" was hilarious.
24
I'm TOTALLY changing my nom d'plume to "Michael Gayfellow"....
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@20 - Exactly.
26
Looks like a bad Jib-Jab job. HA!
27
@Baconcat: Shooped? As in Shoop-ay-doop?
28
Christopher...sigh...
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I guess I should go easier on Christopher. I don't know why it stands out to me as so obviously fake. I don't think it's the pixels or lighting, although those are telltale. It just looks completely unnatural. The face is too big for the head, or the body, or something. Yeah, the face seems way too big.
30
I am sure the real thing is much, much hotter (and fuzzier and uncuttier).
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@27 as in http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WGmeX6CL… . That being "Shoop da woop", in all its casually racist, 4chan-originating, dadesque glory.
32
All you guys who can't get enough of Wesley Sneijder should check out his highlights on ESPN. After scoring, he sticks his face in a camera.
33
Photoshopped... Poorly.
34
Duh, soccer players don't have muscular arms and chest.
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@29, I can see how you might think the head is too small to be real, but if you look at the first pic Christopher linked to (from a game) you can see how his head really is small on those shoulders. Some people are like that, especially from countries below sea level for some reason. And @34, if you look at that same picture, the first one, his arms actually are awfully muscular, as in the second.

I think to really, really compare I"ll see if I can save each photo and then size and overlay them somehow, fiddling with the "opacity" I think it's called. Hang on a sec.
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@35: His arms are really muscular. Have they been drug testing at these games?
37
Omg, Photoshopped or not, I am so glad I'm a lesbian. Crap, now I'll have nightmares.
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Omg, Photoshopped or not, I am so glad I'm a lesbian. Crap, now I'll have nightmares.
39
It wasn't the legs that clued me in, and it wasn't the cut dick either (I was just blinded and overwhelmed with its...direction), and it wasn't the lighting.

Look at the join where his right arm is going behind his head. It's kind of a "hacky" join, and doesn't look natural at all.

But it's still a picture of an adult erect penis, and that's never a bad thing!
40
Pastede On. Very, very obviously Pastede. If Photoshop didn't exist I'd say it was a mask.

Nevertheless, I hope you're having fun jerking off to it, Dan.
41
Er....does anyone actually MIND that this was shopped? Speaking exclusively for myself, I DON'T. MIND. AT. ALL.
42
So fake... And if wasn't for the clearly amateur attempt to Photoshop the face- the fact that he is so under-endowed for a Dutch man would be proof alone...
43
I wish it was real, but it's 1000% fake. I love him.
44
yoh I am from the Netherlands and everyone who's talking like we are fake: "SHUT THE HELL UP."