@16, I wish I had your skills, but I still can't quite see it. Maybe Christopher didn't see it either, so go easy. Wait, let me put the first linked photo and the second saucy one up on my screen side by side, because I think the arms looked awfully alike. Let's see, is that "new tab" or "new window"? Hang on a sec.
Sir, I think you may have been taken in by a brilliant forger. Using some ingenious sort of photographic "shop", he has taken an image of the head of a soccer man, cut it out of its original context, and (this is the really devious part) pasted it onto the body of a gayfellow. I urge you not to regard this cunning forgery as a work of truth! Beware!
I guess I should go easier on Christopher. I don't know why it stands out to me as so obviously fake. I don't think it's the pixels or lighting, although those are telltale. It just looks completely unnatural. The face is too big for the head, or the body, or something. Yeah, the face seems way too big.
@29, I can see how you might think the head is too small to be real, but if you look at the first pic Christopher linked to (from a game) you can see how his head really is small on those shoulders. Some people are like that, especially from countries below sea level for some reason. And @34, if you look at that same picture, the first one, his arms actually are awfully muscular, as in the second.
I think to really, really compare I"ll see if I can save each photo and then size and overlay them somehow, fiddling with the "opacity" I think it's called. Hang on a sec.
It wasn't the legs that clued me in, and it wasn't the cut dick either (I was just blinded and overwhelmed with its...direction), and it wasn't the lighting.
Look at the join where his right arm is going behind his head. It's kind of a "hacky" join, and doesn't look natural at all.
But it's still a picture of an adult erect penis, and that's never a bad thing!
So fake... And if wasn't for the clearly amateur attempt to Photoshop the face- the fact that he is so under-endowed for a Dutch man would be proof alone...
http://www.buzzfeed.com/anteater/face-sw…
Mr. Frizzelle, this beats a rickroll any day.
But Chris, if you ever take a notion to bare all and post it, I'm sure no one here will stand in your way!
I think to really, really compare I"ll see if I can save each photo and then size and overlay them somehow, fiddling with the "opacity" I think it's called. Hang on a sec.
Look at the join where his right arm is going behind his head. It's kind of a "hacky" join, and doesn't look natural at all.
But it's still a picture of an adult erect penis, and that's never a bad thing!
Nevertheless, I hope you're having fun jerking off to it, Dan.