You forgot to mention "sporty outfit."

"someone tries to fix your up"? HUH!?!?!

So what happened at last night's Chihulhy Glass Museum do at Seattle Center?

Did we win?

Did KEXP win?

Or did only teh gayz win?

SERIOUSLY. I live on the hill. I see a LOT of gay people all the time. Like drag queens. During pride I saw a dude crossing the street towards R Place in nothing but a jock strap. And I gotta say, that white pants/turquoise belt/checkered shirt outfit is the GAYEST outfit I've ever seen.

Mr. Schock is single and opposed to gay marriage, and he has told reporters that he is not gay.

Outfits aside.. do you need any more evidence than this?

@5 true - it's like the Gay Republican Senator from South Carolina - we know you're gay, Sen. Lindsay Graham (R-SC) !!!!

How is this any different than when you were all 12 years old and teasing other boys by calling them "gay"? Grow the hell up! Immature crap like this does NOTHING to advance our cause.

Not to be a stick-in-the-mud to all the speculation, but sometimes straight boys fall for gay fashion - the stuff that was often featured in Esquire in the 50s and 60s, GQ in the 70s and 80s, and Details in the 90s and 00s, magazines all with huge gay followings but always purported to be for straight guys. Hence, you had a few straight guys in caftans back in the day.

So Aaron's clothing may not reflect his orientation so much as it may demonstrate his desire to be stylish. Again, not saying that he isn't gay - but how evil is it in this day and age to be so rabidly anti-gay when really what you want is a big cock up your ass? Closeted guys in their 50s and 60s are just disgusting and tiresome. Closeted guys in their 20s and 30s (who are ferociously homophobic) are pretty fucking whack.

Lastly, I get the feeling that Aaron could be a Republican set-up. They may try to use him to show others how vicious (and therefore undeserving of rights) gay people can be. I wouldn't put that kind of plan past them.

Yeah, I guess he's got good bone structure and he works out, but, dude, he's a Republican. That's like minus 50 points. It means he's a crazy liar that wants to turn the USA into a 3rd World country and be at war forever just on principle.

@ 8 - Was that the same bunch that did 911 & faked the moon landings?

He's 29 years old. I've known lots of straight, single 29 year-olds with no fashion sense, some of them Republicans.

Let me see if I've got this straight: Dan is criticizing the way other people dress? Boy, talk about the pot calling the kettle black.

10:

No...not unless you mean Karl Rove.

Please help a poor Canadian out; who are these people and why is this funny?

@14: Aaron Schock and Ted Haggard. It's funny because you're Canadian, just like that delightful Dan Aykroyd.

Alice...we love Canadians here in Slog, but we are surprised you don't know who these guys are since Canadians are much better educated than we Americans are about the USA.

Schock is the youngest member of the House of Reps. He's a Republican and always votes anti-gay. Some people think he's hot - gay hot - and there's much speculation about his orientation.

Haggard was/is a televangelist with the usually homophobic message until he was caught with a dick in his mouth. Now he's kinda re-born into a love everybody schtick. I think it's because he's broke (having lost his flock) and he needs people to start sending him checks again.

Aaron signed my high school diploma and I volunteered in his office while still in high school. We, of course, snooped, and found out why he was so tan in the middle of an Illinois winter- he'd taken a vacation to Brazil. Surely there's got to be some awesome stories/pictures from that!