I think you pretty clearly must give this person a job, based on chutzpah alone. I, too, would give you a job unemployed intern seeker, if I had one to give.
There's such stuff as Fucking Coffee? Man, I gotta get me some of that stuff, give it to my old lady. Things have been chilly recently on the "southern front", if you catch my meaning.
I sent a Faux angry e-mail to Dan after he stood me up in NYC. I guess it got mixed in with the real angry letters I'm sure he constantly gets. - - Good to know it can work for some of the stranger staff.
@9 It's not just the journalism majors who can't find work. I can't find anyyyyyyyything and it's sad and depressing and I think I'm going to go sit in a corner and cry about it now.
@10,
I know, I'm in the same boat (that's what my last line @9 was), I've been underemployed since last October, then completely unemployed since April, and things only look more and more bleak.
It doesn't matter what your major was. I have a BS in Biology and a BS in Anthropology. Nadda....
Come-on Employment Gods!!!!! I just need something for a couple of months so I can pay to move to my grad school which is being paid for by the program!
Wouldn't that suck. My MS is paid for by the university...however I can't find work to pay to get there.
Kinda reminds me of the trick H.S.T. used to pull. He would write letters to the editor absolutely BLASTING whatever article/newspaper he had read. It would usually include insults, etc.... then at the end he would include his clips and ask for a job. Funny enough, this actually worked quite a bit in the early days of his career....
If you would like to get a low wage job waiting tables or packing widgets, turn to page 8.
If you would like to get a real job you enjoy, earning real wages, turn into a time traveler and go back 10 years.
I know, I'm in the same boat (that's what my last line @9 was), I've been underemployed since last October, then completely unemployed since April, and things only look more and more bleak.
I'm in the corner crying with you, trust me.
It doesn't matter what your major was. I have a BS in Biology and a BS in Anthropology. Nadda....
Come-on Employment Gods!!!!! I just need something for a couple of months so I can pay to move to my grad school which is being paid for by the program!
Wouldn't that suck. My MS is paid for by the university...however I can't find work to pay to get there.