AWESOME

Dust mites look like headcrabs.

We should alter their DNA so they get really large and we can farm them. We could place them on back of each head of cattle.

I notice that you chose to crop out the shitty tags above. Why is that? Oh, right, BECAUSE THERE IS NOTHING UGLIER AND DUMBER THAN A TAG OTHER THAN THE TAGGERS THEMSELVES.
A dust mite? A poster? An Andre the Giant head? At least it's something.