that's it. I'm never having sex again.

Dad?

Well he is a happy Arizona guy. Good for him.

also, Sex Robot

http://www.ifc.com/videos/wkuk-sex-robot…

what does he want?

where does he come from?

he's made of sex

Dear Internets,

I live in fear. Someday I will be 60 years old, and there is a very distinct possibility that my 60-year-old self will be a profoundly horny bastard. And yet, cruelly, the outside world will regard my greyer, wrinklier self with even more disgust than it does now. How will I get my aging freak on with gusto while not being, well, this guy? I eagerly await your crowdsourced expert advice.

@5 more than you think.

Loss of inhibitions concerning sex is fairly common.

@25, the sixty-odd-year-olds I sometimes slept with when I was a lad promised that if I were lucky enough to live that long there'd be a strong chance experience would have burned away a lot of youthful self-consciousness. They also promised that, strategically speaking, it's as true for the old as the young that the less you care what any theoretical snarkies may think, the more likely you'll find someone nice with whom to get your freak on whenever you choose/can afford the prescription medication to do so.

Unselfconscious Gays I Have Known, third in the series.

er, @5, I instantly realize I meant.

That Dude has the longest belly button ever...Mad Props

Sad.

Sophomoric on a sexagenarian never looked so sorry.

I second @1.

Further proof why men of Irish descent should never, no matter their age, wear Speedo swimwear. Champagne grapes, anyone?

It's just nice to know that Black Beach Week is serving their target audience.

He needs to act his considerable age.

Thanks, Stranger: My eyes just burst into flames.

Sixty is considered considerable age? Funny, I've never thought of it that way...

Ps To me his dance is rather silly looking, but he seems happy and he isn't hurting anyone that we can tell.