I did not know "oil tanker" meant a type of railroad car. That headline set up a sure anticlimax, no?

See, if they had decriminalized MJ fully, this wouldn't happen, as oil would be more expensive than pot.

Epic Fail in the War on Drugs (aka The War Against Fear to make you Live in Fear)

I don't think that would be a choice place for storing pot. I mean.. who wants their sour diesel actually tasting like diesel? Nobody. I bet that weed was super low quality too. This was not a loss in the pot smoking community.

If it was sticky enough that it was leaving goo on their clothes, I think it must have been pretty good. Wish us in CA luck. By November the need to smuggle pot in from Mexico will hopefully by gone.

"Authorities say there is more marijuana, but they had to take a break from searching the tanker because a suspicious object was found and the bomb squad was called in."

Jesus.

I've been looking at Will in Seattle's avatar off and on for months, vaguely wondering what it was, but never really giving a damn. Finally took a closer look. Turns out it's a hot tub. Whatta ya know.

A moment of silence for the confiscation-as-evidence of so much pot and so much oil.

@6 it was either that or a squirrel.

I understand Michael Phelps has been called in to lead the rescue party.

@9
emphasis on 'party'