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A Girl Can Dream

Dan Savage
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1
Surely this falls under the heading of "bisexual".
Fistique on July 14, 2010 at 11:05 AM Report this
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Was that the bimbo that sang "Nasty Girl"?
robot ghost on July 14, 2010 at 11:10 AM Report this
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Buck Angel rode the Sybian on Howard Stern and the horror of it all rebooted my brain
on July 14, 2010 at 11:14 AM Report this
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Vanity's in her fifties now. Really, that's what you want to see?
Fnarf on July 14, 2010 at 11:17 AM Report this
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Ageism!!!
Dan Savage on July 14, 2010 at 11:21 AM Stranger Staff
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@4, I just want to see her wearing a bra that fits.
starsandgarters on July 14, 2010 at 11:27 AM Report this
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Oh, good heavens, I am out of date. Vaniity with two i's isn't the same person as Vanity with one, is she?

@5, in porn? You better believe it.
Fnarf on July 14, 2010 at 11:34 AM Report this
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Vaniity is 36 according to the never-wrong wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaniity
thalia on July 14, 2010 at 11:36 AM Report this
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In the meantime, you can check out a similar arrangement in this sculpture of Buck Angel and Allanah Starr by the artist Mark Quinn. Simply breathtaking. Image at link below.

http://topics.treehugger.com/photo/0bpv2…
whiskeybravo on July 14, 2010 at 11:39 AM Report this
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This begs a question that has been provoking friends of mine: If two queer people, one boy one girl, have sex... Is the sex still queer?
treacle on July 14, 2010 at 11:40 AM Report this
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@6: Oh my goodness, what's up with that bra, right? It looks painful. I think she's crossed the line from "not fitted properly" to "not understanding what a bra actually is."
Gloria on July 14, 2010 at 12:17 PM Report this
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@10: I think not. Heterosexual just means "opposite sex."
Gloria on July 14, 2010 at 12:19 PM Report this
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The one time I went to Knotty Bodies, I found my barista's wearing of a bra that was too small to be kind of sexy.

As far as hot celebrity dream porno's, I would like to see Megan Fox fucking almost anyone.
Tingleyfeeln on July 14, 2010 at 12:33 PM Report this
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Fund it!
sirkowski on July 14, 2010 at 12:37 PM Report this
15
Trailer-parkiest, for sure.
gloomy gus on July 14, 2010 at 12:50 PM Report this
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#4, that was the first thing I thought, too. Guess I'm not the chosen market for such "hotness" or whatever it is...
samanthaf63 on July 14, 2010 at 1:34 PM Report this
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It would be the queerest hetero porno, of course!
Kaliann on July 14, 2010 at 1:41 PM Report this
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Buck Angel banging a Christian Preacher who used to be a tramp that banged man-boy sexaholic Prince.

That would be better than Buck doing it with Vaniity.
TheMisanthrope on July 14, 2010 at 1:45 PM Report this
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oh. OH. I GET it.

FUND IT.
Lack Thereof on July 14, 2010 at 1:45 PM Report this
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Can you imagine finding THAT in your kids room? There's a future Savage Love letter for sure!
Vince on July 14, 2010 at 3:20 PM Report this
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I dunno if it'd be straight or queer, but I do know it'd be the biggest mindfuck ever.

And I would totally watch it!
Ems on July 14, 2010 at 6:18 PM Report this
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@9 - I've seen a porno of Buck and Alannah Starr. Awesome mindfuck, best of luck finding it.
on July 14, 2010 at 11:38 PM Report this
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While I'm not much of a porn person(watching other people have sex disturbs me), I would like to stick my neck out and say this would be my ideal relationship. I'm in the same boat as Vaniity, and Buck Angel would be my ideal partner, at least as far as gender goes(the cigar is a major turn off for me though, sorry Buck).
Tyoka on July 15, 2010 at 12:30 AM Report this
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Well, there is a Buck Angel/Allanah Starr movie already:

http://www.villagevoice.com/2005-08-30/c…
wombatistan on July 15, 2010 at 1:43 AM Report this
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Can we get Tristan Taormino and Candida Royalle to direct and produce?
MegaLindyHopper on July 15, 2010 at 2:23 PM Report this
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OMG, that would be awesome. I'd watch it.
laurelgardner on July 16, 2010 at 4:51 AM Report this
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In answer to your question, Dan: I think this would be the most bi porn ever made.
laurelgardner on July 16, 2010 at 1:18 PM Report this
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What's up with the word female being italicized? I'm female and love Buck Angel (Would love to get into his pants one day--Ahh, I can dream). Oh, and I noticed the local sex shop that caters to women (A Woman's Touch in Madison) carries some of Buck's videos. Can't be too weird to be a female and be into hot men with pussies, right? Right?!

Buck with Vaniity: I'd totally watch it, even if she can't size her bras properly.
Taffy on July 18, 2010 at 4:24 AM Report this

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