How about fish? They don't have ANY sex; they just drop sperm and ova into the water. The species that are lucky do so in close physical proximity.
Humans can count their sexual blessings.
Just because your boss is ass-fucking this book at the moment doesn't mean you have to also. I guess in these days of the recession, it's good job security and all, but *really*. You're far more intellectual than the boss-man and shouldn't be wasting your time on his pop fluff.
We also have much bigger dicks than any other primate. Gorillas are only working with 1.5 inches on average. I want to read Charles tear into that puzzle.
@17
"We do not know why men have conspicuous genitals, but a male chimp solicits a female by opening his legs, displaying an erect penis and flicking his phallus with a finger as he gazes at a potential partner. A prominant, distinctive penis helps broadcast one's individuality and sexual vigor, which may lure female friends. In many species of insects and primates, males have exceptionally elaborate penises, and scientists think these evolved specifically because females chose those males with elaborate, sexally stimulating genitals. So perhaps as Lucy's ancestors became bipedal some four million years ago, males began to parade their genitals in order to make special friends with favored females--selecting for those with large organs." (Fisher, H. (1992) Anatomy of Love: The Mysteries of Mating, Marriage, and Why We Stray. Simon & Schuster, New York, 1992. pp. 177) http://www.neoteny.org/neoteny/a/testicl…
a male chimp solicits a female by opening his legs, displaying an erect penis and flicking his phallus with a finger as he gazes at a potential partner.
@21 Everyone knows that for the flicking method to be successful, the fingernails must be trimmed and clean, or that move is just such a turn off.
Two words: male manicure, Urqutha.
Of course, we all know that nowadays, flashing a big bankroll will get you laid 10 times faster than flashing a big shlong will. You can even have dirty fingernails.
23/Fifty-Two-Eighty: Of course, we all know that nowadays, flashing a big bankroll will get you laid 10 times faster than flashing a big shlong will. You can even have dirty fingernails.
When it comes to just getting laid, a guy who's attractive and well-endowed can probably do almost as well as a guy with a lot of money. At least I don't think the gap would be anywhere near 10-to-1. But when it comes to getting married, that guy with money is going to be a lot more appealing to women. I'd definitely go with your "10 times" (or even greater) in that case.
Money? Whatevs. I'm going for the HOT guy with the GIANT PENIS any day. Dude can get a better job (and anyway who cares? I got my own $$), but ugly? Ugly NEVER improves.
Shouldn't yard stick be the numberof female orgasms achieved per session. I believe very few men achieve more than one orgasm per session, where as many women can achieve multiple orgasms in any session., My wife looses track of time and the count after about five in rapdid sequence orgazms. Like a good meal, most of the time is spent in preparation.
Great, so our performance just has to beat chimps and apes. Thanks for lowering the bar Charles. It makes those of us who last a full 5 minutes look great and keeps us getting laid. Keep up the bad work brother.
@35 - not necessarily. For me, quality is far more important than quantity. I've never had multiple orgasms, but instead get one, big, totally satiating orgasm that makes me want to just roll over and sleep for a while. Afterward, the last thing I'd want is another one.
Maybe I'm just weird that way. But it's a good weird for me.
18 - on elaborate penises. scientists also know that elaborate penises or phalluses are really good at scraping out semen deposited by previous individuals from previous copulations. or they are really good at winding their way through convoluted reproductive tracts of females, who may have twisty repro tracts in order to avoid impregnation during rape.
the doohickies on a penis are very functional. for example, ducks can have a phallus shaped like a looooong corkscrew, but they ain't ever letting it hang out to show off.
Take, for instance, cats. Cat peens actually backward-pointng spines, so when the male pulls out, it's extremely painful.
"Penalty for early withdrawal."
Humans can count their sexual blessings.
@3: Apparently it stimulates ovulation.
You sound fat.
Those %$#@#! spines also hurt your palm when you give them a handjob.
"We do not know why men have conspicuous genitals, but a male chimp solicits a female by opening his legs, displaying an erect penis and flicking his phallus with a finger as he gazes at a potential partner. A prominant, distinctive penis helps broadcast one's individuality and sexual vigor, which may lure female friends. In many species of insects and primates, males have exceptionally elaborate penises, and scientists think these evolved specifically because females chose those males with elaborate, sexally stimulating genitals. So perhaps as Lucy's ancestors became bipedal some four million years ago, males began to parade their genitals in order to make special friends with favored females--selecting for those with large organs." (Fisher, H. (1992) Anatomy of Love: The Mysteries of Mating, Marriage, and Why We Stray. Simon & Schuster, New York, 1992. pp. 177)
http://www.neoteny.org/neoteny/a/testicl…
So I'll continue being unimpressed with two-minute men.
You sound cunty.
Hey! That's the same way I do it!
Two words: male manicure, Urqutha.
Not all human males, I'm afraid.
@24 in a Marxist system everyone gets fucked all the time, but then again, you get to fuck everyone else. And its endless.
Though I would imagine that scenario might make more males interested in same-sex romps, but we'll never know.
When it comes to just getting laid, a guy who's attractive and well-endowed can probably do almost as well as a guy with a lot of money. At least I don't think the gap would be anywhere near 10-to-1. But when it comes to getting married, that guy with money is going to be a lot more appealing to women. I'd definitely go with your "10 times" (or even greater) in that case.
Maybe I'm just weird that way. But it's a good weird for me.
the doohickies on a penis are very functional. for example, ducks can have a phallus shaped like a looooong corkscrew, but they ain't ever letting it hang out to show off.
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