Delightful! Semi-related: I wish "sweaters" were instead called something more like "these will keep you warm and cozy when it's cold". The name may originate from a time when we wore these things to promote and/or absorb sweat, but surely that sort of madness is behind us now. Give me a "pullover" or give me death.
@ 2 - They call 'em 'jumpers' in the UK... Not really sure if that's much better than 'sweaters'......