At least it's not a rumor that the Pope is a woman. Or one of the Cardinals.

Priests having gay sex with adults? Now THAT'S unnatural!!

keep it up catholic church, you might actually attract the gays back in if you fill the clergy with some hot priests and mix vodka or brandy to the communion wine.

Maybe if they changed the official Vatican policy for DADT to Do Ask Do Tell ...

Aside from the hypocrisy, what's the problem?

Big surprise! They get off on being priests who fuck anybody one day and being revered as sacred the next, fucking pervert church.

Ha! Hold on, I'm gonna pop some popcorn....

Is there a day that goes by without the Cathoholic Church being SH-SH-SH-SHOCKED by a gay sex scandal?

This story is ideal for anyone who needs to practice their "surprised face."

Gay priests will get it in the end.

So a couple years ago I met this guy at a gay bar: smoking hot, mid 30's, thick Boston accent. He was cagey about what he did for work, divulging only he was involved in "ecclesiastical law." We went back to my place, fucked like bunnies, and went onto my porch to have a smoke. During this interlude he asked me, "did you figure out I'm a priest."
"A Catholic priest?" I asked. "Yeah" he said. "Well I did notice you were hitting on the younger guys." I replied.

While at first I found the whole situation sacrilicious (especially cause I'm an agnostic Jew) in the end I was totally turned off. Clearly this guy is a closet case, and I don't reward closet cases with entrance to my ass-chapel, even smoking hot priests.

I am beginning to wonder if there are any priests who actually like women