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The thing in that picture is not food.

Expo 86 had some great food. My fave was the French exhibit which did the best garlic snails I've ever tasted, as well as superb (and not overly greasy) pastries and stuffed mushrooms.

Next best was the First Nations exhibit which had the best hard cider and salmon - even better than what I've had here.

The secret ingredient is love.

oh, I forgot - bronze medal to Germany. Nice brat and kraut. Not sure if I did some of the beers, or was that the Danish exhibit?

Looks suspiciously like the one in this link from In n Out burger:

http://www.cheese-burger.net/stories/tal…

The thing in the picture is food. It's just too much food.

Since when is Arby's chicken cordon bleu sandwich a "secret?" It's been on the menu for years, in fact, I distinctly remember seeing TV commercials for it.

In general, I'm calling bullshit on this list. Most of the McDonald's entries are obviously made-up, like this one:

Big Mac with Quarter Pounder Patties - This is great if you are looking to decrease the cost and calories of the classic Big Mac Sandwich. You get the entire flavor with less meat.

Yes, because larger patties = less meat. (?!) This person has clearly never even seen a Big Mac.

@8 is right, a lot of the stuff on the list is untrue. Either not secret (it's on the regular menu) or not available at all.

Naw, they should post photos of real corpses on the main page. God knows I've seen enough of them; wouldn't bother me.

The pic is disgusting yet hypnotic. Stare long enough, the cheese starts looking like the human centipede.

Chick-Fil-A Fried Club: This works better if you fry the marinated chicken breasts used for the grilled club sandwiches. Back when I was in high school (and, sadly, working at a Chick-Fil-A), a co-worker hit upon this idea. Goddamn delicious.

I was 5 years old when I went to the 86 Expo.

Chick-Fil-A is owned and operated by super-evangelical christians.

They donate to a lot of extremely conservative christian groups.

I recommend avoiding them.

@15 And worse they sponsor SEC football

@15. All the ones I know of (in AZ) are owned by Mormons, which is just as bad, if not the same thing. And @16 is right.

I live off of secret menus and special requests thanks to this faggy "no eating meat" thing I do. If you aren't in a rush and can spare a couple of minutes, BK will do a gardenburger patty and egg on a biscuit for you instead of a normal breakfast sammich. Have it your way, indeed.

This supposing you somehow were unlucky enough to end up in a Burger King.

The most creative "off-menu" concoctions, in my experience, are devised by employees desperate to avoid eating the same damn thing, shift after shift.

At Steak 'N Shake, order a plate of plain noodles (a la chili mac), a cup of cream of broccoli soup (check daily soup rotation), a sliced chicken breast (you may have to order a sandwich), and ask for a parmesan shaker. Voila: fettucini alfredo!

Also (and this is "taste at your own risk!") ask for a shake with *real* ice cream. The nonfat "shake base" they use is fine, but shakes made with full-fat vanilla are a revelation!