No offense, but you're supposed to be a writer, and this is a blog.

I don't want to have to watch a stupid 7 minute network news video segment instead of reading two paragraphs that would explain whatever it is that you're trying to say.

That's why God invented Text.

For every 1000 people who say "I will eventually be proven right," approximately one is eventually proven right, and approximately 999 are eventually proven stupid, delusional, or lying.

That's a beautifully-written article, Charles. Too bad it makes little to no sense. And this post makes even less sense (if that's even possible).

"it happened to be the time of her period and she refused to do anything with blood"

"The architecture of tall buildings consistently all comes down to a direct translation of the exceptionally large human intromittent organ. The penis. The cock in an erect state, ready to fuck, to be grasped, sucked, and satisfied. What is the Columbia Center for Berger and his spiritual father, Steinbrueck, and the members and descendents of CAP? The triumph of the penis."

You are the most moronic fucking writer in the history of The Stranger. Probably even Seattle. Maybe even the world.

The only people more idiotic than you are the people who employ you or approvingly follow your writing.

The only thing that impresses me about you is the fact that you've managed to make money off of your useless, inane, narcissistic drivel.

TL;DR, thy name is Charles Mudede.

To think that area has remained unchanged for over 2 million years (since the rise of the genus Homo) is ignorant; to think it is the only area in all of Africa with that geomophology is ignorant, and to combine and use those ideas (with no other evidence) as the basis of a theory that it is the birthplace of humanity is monumentally ignorant.

@1, @2, @3, @4, @5, @6 -- All valid criticisms, but you miss the point. The theorist is another African!

Maybe the guy is right, maybe he isn't. Honestly, I'm just glad he didn't say the Earth was created 6,000 years ago.

More importantly, can anyone tell me the point of this slog post? Was anyone unaware that Africans can form their own ideas about things?

I enjoy how I can usually pick out a Stranger writer by how delusional their posts are. Charles is easiest and Dan can be very easy too.