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"You Are Not a LOLcat"

David Schmader
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It's just a dopey but fun site for people who either like dogs and/or cats and having their antics captioned. It's not rocket science, it's a simple smile in the day for those who like it.

Don't like it; don't go to the website. Nobody's forcing you.
westello on July 26, 2010 at 9:09 AM Report this
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@1 - um... I don't think they're talking about people on the website. I think they're talking about a real-life acquaintance.
Dee on July 26, 2010 at 9:16 AM Report this
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Okay, who of the Stranger staff is this letter directed to? Any guesses? Can we vote?!?!?
Cato the Younger Younger on July 26, 2010 at 9:16 AM Report this
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Did you not read it at all? It is about fucking retards who go around using lolcat sayings in real life. When you hear an adult say "CAN I HAZ THAT?" It is fairly annoying.
tigntink on July 26, 2010 at 9:16 AM Report this
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Iz too a LOLcat.
Fifty-Two-Eighty on July 26, 2010 at 9:19 AM Report this
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As annoying as Rachel Ray can be, there are worse things. What's her little catch phrase, "Yumm-o"?
--MC on July 26, 2010 at 9:34 AM Report this
7
iz cheezburger tiem nao?
playswithknives on July 26, 2010 at 9:35 AM Report this
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I'm trying to think of a Slog commenter this might refer to. Hmm. Eff Tee Doubleyou.
Fnarf on July 26, 2010 at 9:47 AM Report this
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I prefer calling it nutrition-food.

I do it to sound ironic AND geeky.
TheMisanthrope on July 26, 2010 at 9:58 AM Report this
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I get pointlessly apoplectic about a lot of things, but there are so many other irritating things in the world, I can't bring myself to worry about whether or not someone is using LOLspeak.

Now, my co-workers who insist on snapping their gum and CHOMPing their food, that's a whole different story.
Geni on July 26, 2010 at 10:01 AM Report this
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FINISH HIM!
Fenrox on July 26, 2010 at 10:06 AM Report this
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I hate the whole nom business. Please make it stop.
stinkbug on July 26, 2010 at 10:17 AM Report this
13
U MAD?
K on July 26, 2010 at 10:23 AM Report this
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnagRjxp7…
SurlyYurmom on July 26, 2010 at 10:41 AM Report this
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Since when did I, Anonymous switch from being a place for people to say something that they were afraid to say out loud to a place for people to rant about minor petty annoyances that I hear out loud every day?

If you want to publish these, make a new column called I, People Hater. At least then I'll know not to read them.
kcrobinson on July 26, 2010 at 10:41 AM Report this
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I generally like I, Anonymous, but this person sounds like a miserable killjoy. We live in a very fucked up world, I say get your amusement where you can, nom-er.
Lenina on July 26, 2010 at 10:43 AM Report this
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@13 - I believe the phrase has evolved to "LULZ U MAD BRO?". Keep up! :P
Dee on July 26, 2010 at 10:48 AM Report this
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LOLZ.
very bad homo on July 26, 2010 at 11:33 AM Report this
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IM IN UR BASE, LOLING UR CATZ
supergp on July 26, 2010 at 11:37 AM Report this
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Totally agree on the nom. Fucked up.
Karlheinz Arschbomber on July 26, 2010 at 11:39 AM Report this
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I am always confused wether they're speaking LOL or mocking ebonics.
on July 26, 2010 at 11:55 AM Report this
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I had no idea this came from LOL cats, but I'd be glad to see it end ASAP. Take "me likey" and "I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit" with it, please.
Garfield on July 26, 2010 at 12:06 PM Report this
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Baby talk between adults is completely unacceptable, even when dating. Combine that with overly vocal food enjoyment, and I'm pretty much gonna need to step outside and not come back to the table. Ever.
Dougsf on July 26, 2010 at 12:11 PM Report this
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I think what this I, Anonymous is trying to say is:

Laingwage. Ur doin it rong.
Anne in MA on July 26, 2010 at 2:37 PM Report this
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http://www.mentalfloss.com/wp-content/up…
--Happycat
venomlash on July 26, 2010 at 3:00 PM Report this
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Whatever, haters. It's not baby talk, it's monster talk.

http://www.omnomnomnom.com/
Angry Sam on July 26, 2010 at 5:51 PM Report this
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Lol jesus christ anonymous get the fuck over yourself.
sonder on July 26, 2010 at 7:22 PM Report this
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Not being well acquainted with the ins and outs of Lolcats, the om nom nom thing just makes me think of Cookie Monster and the gentle days of yore when Sesame Street was more than just The Elmo Hour.

Of course, NOW it's going to make me think of Lolcats. You bastards.
on July 27, 2010 at 7:51 AM Report this
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DO NOT WANTZ ANON BITCH!!!!!
cyranothe2nd on July 27, 2010 at 2:24 PM Report this

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