Mullingar heifer, beef to the heels.

They're models. Like, figurines that are not alive.

In the realm of weird-ass stock imagery, this is a snooze.

Maybe you're just not "horny" enough.

I'd have to see their hind quarters before I could answer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FavUpD_Ij…

@5 Holy crap. My day is both better and worse for seeing that. I cannot un-see cowrantulas. But I kind of don't want to un-see them. I feel funny.

(cowrantulas make me use lots of double-negatives.)

@6: How did you miss that when Wm. Steven Humphrey posted it?

Mom?