I'm the more common adam gopniki. We're noted for wishing but not expecting to be mentioned offhandedly in "Talk of the Town" at least once before we die.
When we asked her if she could perhaps call one of her old childhood friends, she replied, “I can’t. Most of them are dead, either from drugs or some shooting or stabbing. The rest got out and moved away like I did. I don’t know anyone there anymore.”
Ugh, my childhood right there.
How about this for an "Deadliest Warrior" matchup:
Bulgarian strongman "gopniki"
vs
SoCal Crip Soldier
http://www.spike.com/show/31082