BasilMarceaux.com for Governor!

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1
Go to the website. It's everything you would hope for and then some.
2
That certainly brightened my morning. thanks.
3
Makes me wish that you could count chromosomes by visual inspection - I can't tell if it is OK to make fun of him or not....
4
And have a nice day.
5
I feel less intelligent for having watched that.
6
You know what, I'm no longer voting for any candidate based on their skills (real, perceived or just hoped for). I'm voting based on the entertainment factor they will bring to the office they hope to attain.

If I lived in Tennessee I would so vote for this piece of human waste! And watch the hilarity ensue!!
7
Screw this "Democrat" business. This man has just convinced me, through his spectacular address, and amazing website, to become a Republican!
8
Anyone notice similarities between Marceaux and Earthquake Warning guy?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16uU28A9l…
9
I read the entire website and I still don't have a clue what he's talking about. What a piece of woirk.
10
#3, my thoughts exactly.
12
@3 and @10 agreed. Colbert was mocking him last night and I was like... umm... is that guy actually mentally retarded? Because, if so, I don't think I'm okay with Colbert making fun of him. He honestly seems mentally handicapped to me.
13
Basil looks exactly like Col Bruce Hampton.
14
Julie: Totally. Me too. Yikes.
15
Please don't judge all Tennesseans by that, please! Only about 33% of the state is that stupid. Remember, we have Vanderbilt in Nashville and .... ummm.... Taylor Swift?

Damn.
16
I like the way he introduced himself as "basilmarceaux.com" - maybe he only exists on the internet, not as a real person (pay no attention to the man behind the curtain)...
17
It's Tommy Shanks! I thought he was still mayor of Melonville.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xoz-8F3rc…
18
I live in Nashville now, up from Baton Rouge, and was amazed by this showing....I hope this isn't indicative of the Republican Party in Tenn....
19
Umm, I did hear right that he wants to grow "grass" in every vacant lot, and then sell it right? Nice first dealer governor!
20
"Make sure that if national insurance is put in place, I will make sure the roots of such bill with not inclued any type measuring of the waist like other counties."

Those socialist fuckers want to MEASURE OUR WAISTS! Don't let 'em do it, Basil!
21
Just because he's blesstarded doesn't mean you can't make fun of the guy. I mean, he's running for Governor for craps sake!
22
Am I the only one who kind of feels sorry for the guy? Maybe it's because he's from my home state, or maybe it's because he actually seems reasonable compared to the other Republican candidates for governor.
23
What kind of shitty bet did Patton Oswalt lose to end up covered in latex makeup and running for Governor of Tennessee?
24
He should take a hint from his cousin Marcel.
25
Quote from his website:

"VOTE FOR ME AND IF I WIN I WILL IMMUNE YOU FROM ALL STATE CRIMES FOR THE REST OF YOU LIFE!"

Sounds like a good deal, no?
26
Also, farther down the page he has a list titled: "Things I done for my citizens"
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Okay, okay, last one I promise:

"WHAT IMPORTANT... See why dental is not in most plans a tooth aches hurt more than a back aches and no teeths depresses people"

Just awesome.
28
it's all part of his 'strategerie' to plant 'subliminable messages' in your heads...
29
The funniest thing is, he's the spittin' image of Will in Seattle.
30
Naw, much as it pains me to admit it, Will is better looking. They both have the same writing style, though.
31
"...everyone can have guns. If you kill someone, though, you get murdered, you go to jail."
Wat.

This guy needs to shake his head like a dog while going "BBBBBBB", drink three shots of espresso, and spit out his chewing gum before trying to address the general public.
Oh, and maybe go to night school or something.
32
Oh my LORD, that website is a comedy gem. Because spellcheck, you see, is unconstitutional.
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@17: Good call!
34
"Look for my citizens enemy!"

If this is not a gem straight from 4chan, I don't know what is. This man's entire website seems like it's missing an "I can haz cheezeburger" pic somewhere.

This man can be the physical embodiment of 4chan. That website is gold, man, gold.
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@34: Maybe when he was thinking of running for office, some /b/tard sent him this by way of encouragement: http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/…
36
"Education ,let us put phonics back in school if you can not read you can not do History, Math, English. And that where we are now. Let make it mandatory in high school to read the
minutes to the U.S. Congress , the Congressional Globe the real history of the U.S"

Well, if anyone would know about education...
37
I... I feel bad for him. Even if he isn't technically handicapped, he is clearly in no position to know what he is doing.
The really sad thing is, the REAL right wing nutjobs make him look good.
38
Anyone have any idea what the fuck he's talking about re: the flag thing? I'm genuinely overcome with curiosity.