Blogs Jul 29, 2010 at 2:03 pm

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1
Oh noooooo! ("I have a retractable external sphincter!")
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That retractable external sphincter is totally one of my missing socks....now we know where they end up.
3
Somebody could stand to do a few squats.

Oh my god, I just read the text.

I didn't think my sphincter was necessarily retractable. But then I read that phrase, and voila, I was wrong.
4
Well, that's helpful. You'll be prepared if a sock pops out of your partner's ass, and a bunch of buttons.
5
The word "prolapse" comes to mind looking at that thing. Ew.
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You all laugh, but the next time you're trying to figure out how to stuff someone's prolapsed rectum back in you'll wish you had studied with this aid.
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They have much better butts in the sex stores. I would never buy a fake butt in a furniture store.
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EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! MY EYES!!!
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This is some kind of joke, right? Gotta be.
10
I just sent this into Regretsy (crediting Dan, of course).
11
Best part of the whole thing:

"- While I am sexy, I am not a sex toy. I know, it's a bummer, but you should probably keep it out of my bum."
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Get thee all to Regretsy, a happy home is waiting for you there (i.e., your comments indicate a very high snark IQ). (But be sure to read through the "Flounce" stuff in photos so that you can understand the "nothing is sacred" rule).

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