You all laugh, but the next time you're trying to figure out how to stuff someone's prolapsed rectum back in you'll wish you had studied with this aid.
Get thee all to Regretsy, a happy home is waiting for you there (i.e., your comments indicate a very high snark IQ). (But be sure to read through the "Flounce" stuff in photos so that you can understand the "nothing is sacred" rule).
Oh my god, I just read the text.
I didn't think my sphincter was necessarily retractable. But then I read that phrase, and voila, I was wrong.
"- While I am sexy, I am not a sex toy. I know, it's a bummer, but you should probably keep it out of my bum."