Overheard by Dan Savage at the Airport

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If it's Helen Reddy in one of those habits, he should look for Karen Black as a flight attendant serving drinks to a tipsy Myrna Loy. Karen will be landing the plane, eventually.
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Oopsie, I forgot the obligatory:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yV18ISPtV…
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Oh relax, they're probably just suicide bombers in disguise.
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THERE IS ONLY ONE RIVER, THERE IS ONLY ONE STREAM!
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The nuns are probably all whispering to each other, "Oh my god, there's a gay, sex-advice columnist on our flight - that's bad luck, isn't it?"
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Must be traveling to Hawai'i. One of the few places in the US where I have run into nuns still wearing their form of the burka.
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It's only a problem if one of them plays guitar and has her guitar on the plane. Or if she's due to retire tomorrow. That's also a bad sign.
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@2: I feel so privileged to have grown up in the '70s.
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What if they are a high school football team in nun drag so Dan won't hit on them? Think about it....
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And the Nuns look to each other & say "Look- there's that snarky, bitter ol' 'Journalist-Wanne-Be Troll Dan Savage'! Isn't he bad luck to have on a flight?".

Dan- as a gay guy aged 42 who's been out since i was 15- i gotta say- you embarrass the fuck outa me, dude- as a gay man who is supposed to be a journalist, EPIC fail.
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@10: You do realise that all of your vitriol is going towards a post made by Bethany about a statement that Dan overheard, right?
12
Ooops. (face palms)
Epic fail on Monkey's part for mis-reading.
Thank you.
But - i still stand behind what i said about Dan. Sorry.
Cheers!

13
They're gonna rape Dan. For Jesus.
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#13 Oh, thank you. I don't feel so bad about my gaffe now.
And i got a huge laugh out of that as well. Cheers!
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I didn't think nuns used planes:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfrICFsKX…
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what an awkward exchange i just read
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I'm sure in the early days of flying it was considered unlucky to have a woman on board.
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@17, ha! No doubt. Or a Catholic or Jew or anyone not-quite-white.
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#16 Nope, not a dumb monkey- but when i am, at least i own up to it.. as i did here.
Well- i mainly just wanted to snark at Dan and i mis-read as i said before. Still- to Dan: snark snark snark LOL